Comments | yuri_san: Ever wonder what a vapire's dick looks like?

yuri_san

Ever wonder what a vapire's dick looks like?

Sep 05, 2009 18:04

Wonder no more. Behold:

THE TWILIGHT VAMP DILDO

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twilight vamp dildo

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yuri_san September 5 2009, 23:15:43 UTC

I DO EVEN

amaterasu08 September 6 2009, 00:08:26 UTC

8D

It has sparklies!

yuri_san September 11 2009, 15:09:53 UTC

APPARENTLY YES

shiyuri_say September 6 2009, 04:25:14 UTC

*chokes*
Man, this WINS. =)))))))

yuri_san September 11 2009, 15:12:35 UTC

*chokes on the dildo*

FIX'D THAT 4 U

solitude_regret September 6 2009, 05:09:44 UTC

UNACCEPTABLE

yuri_san September 11 2009, 15:14:44 UTC

I am sorry, Cheerleader From Heroes Whose Name Escapes Me At The Moment, but the universe is very much that lame.

winhall September 8 2009, 21:43:06 UTC

It... that... wait, no... that thing. that THING. It doesn't really sparkle, does it? You're just fucking with me, right? Tell me there is no ice cold rock hard pale sparkling dildo in the world. I don't mind if you have to lie. Just PLEASE...

yuri_san September 11 2009, 15:17:47 UTC

Shhh, shhh, *cradles you while stroking your hair* it's just a bad dream, everything's gonna be alright *rocks you back and forth until you fall asleep*

winhall September 11 2009, 15:28:14 UTC

It was so scary and real and sparkly and I was screaming but it kept coming and everyone had one and they were calling them Edward and IT WAS AWFUL! *cries*