Wonder no more. Behold:
THE TWILIGHT VAMP DILDO We promise this Vamp won't be the only thing coming for you in the night!
Realistic dildo in a deathly pale flesh tone for those that fantasize about being tantalized by the forbidden
Apparently it even sparkles in sunlight.
It also retains cold temperatures so you can have a nice icy-cold stone dick in you just like Bella got.