Heechul in da house, single lady in da Paris.
I saw Heechul and Key right in front of me. I don't know if that makes You happy, but works for me.
I don't feel like writing much about Paris itself, cause besides Starbucks every 50m and Louvre and SMTown there was nothing interesting in there. or rather, it was incredibly disappointing. it was dirty and stinking and people are so stuck up and oh so osm that even the almighty Heechul seems like a kind and loving person compared to them.
It was annoying, tripping over trash all the time. lyk, srsly, wtf? it's fckn Champs Elysees and u fckn can't stand it cause there is rubbish everyvhere and it stinks. also, Seine stinks so much that at one place we almost run. omg, this part of the trip was horrible and disappointing. Paris city of love my ass.
on the other side, the place we stayed in was nice and awesome at some part. but also, if something's address is XY street 102 it doesn't mean it's located between the numbers 101 and 103. it doesn't even mean it's on that street. it can be on other side of the district, and that's exactly what happened to us. omg it was ridduculous. still, even if we were like a minority, most of the people were black or some shade of brownish and besides us there were like 10 other white people around, it was nice. especially when we finally figured out that all those people don't really give a damn about us ㅋㅋㅋ
also, some random lady asked us about something but she did it in a super fast french and when she saw our stunned expresions she added something else and commented "good" pointing at my hair. that was funny ㅋㅋㅋ
what more, about Paris? subway is fucked up but we figured it out quite fast, our Kibum In Charge Of The Map did her job perfectly, so we didn't get lost even once :3
there are no grocery shops in the city, but there are shops selling shirts and other clothes open 24/7. we concluded people in Paris must eat belts and ties. because of that we were forced to buy 0.5l water in mcdonald for 3euros for one bottle. wtf srsly o.o
anywayz, a thing I should say is that I am amazed I survived. I didn't get any sleep at wendesday, cause I spend it on the train to Cracow, from where we took plane to Paris. I arrived to Cracow around 6 in the morning with Kibum and my brother's girlfriend took us to her place so we could wash up a bit and change our clothes. we didn't spend much time there as we had to go to the airport where we were waiting for my Changmin, thier_sess . bla bla bla I panicked like a little kid, I got some coffee, then I panicked some more, then Sess arrived and I could panick even more. Kibum wanted to just knock me out and carry to the plane but she gave up eventually.
anyway, we arrived in Paris, well not really, it was about 60km from Paris around, erm, 2pm? and took a special bus to Paris, so another 1,5hour spent travelling. then we had an epic!fail moment trying to find the toilette in shop centre. it was hilarious, as all the arrows that were supposed to lead us to the toilette ended at fckn lift. we entered it at last and picked te -1 floor but it didn't move so we just retaliated and took the stairs o.o we found it and discovered that even toilets were wierd there.
then we had to find subway, which wasn't easy and then to figure out how the hell are we supposed to buy tickets. ok, done, somehow, we miraculously got to the hotel. and no, we didn't sleep. we changed our clothes and went sightseeing.
AND HERE'S THE MOST ANNOYING PART OF THE TRIP.
have u seen this photo?
I was ON this fucking ugly bridge when Key was UNDER it. and the funniest part is we did think about going down there. FML SRSLY.
and what's more, this one.
I REALLY want to believe, it's not thursday, when we decided to ignore this heap of scrap metal and just take some rest and find the nearest subway station. just please, someone, make it be from friday or saturday or whatever, not thursday.
so, when we got back it was around 1am and we didn't go to sleep before 2am. so, not much rest really. and the next day we overslept a bit but still got up around 10 and again went sightseeing. wait, first we got to the venue, cause we wanted some goods but that was a fail cause it was stupidly organized and u had to have ur ticket with u to get in to buy some goods and we didn't think about that. damn. so we went to seen Moulin Rogue and something else and then got back to the hotel to get ready for the show.
our way in was epic.
we got there late. lyk REALLY late. there was a crowd and where the hell did the venue disappear feeling. but, as great and osm we are, we managed to get in really fast. I even bought some goods cause I HAD TO and noone could stop me. the other thing is I made Kibummie carry my stuff, cause I obviously needed noth hands to take photos ㅋㅋㅋ
we had the best place ever, we got close to the stage but what's more important is that this
appeared just in front of me the moment f(x) left the stage. f(x) was first to perform but they didn't leave the main stage meaning I couldn't even see them properly and what's more I can't tell them apart, I know only Amber and I don't know any of their songs besides nu abo xD so I had to wait a bit to realize that all those responses Amber was getting - well, she deseves them. everytime she went as far as slightly rising her mic the crowd went insane, not crazy but it was like a mass hystery, srsly. but, this need to be said before I continue my spazz over boys - AMBER IS GORGEOUS. she's awesome, omg, I guess I'm officially her fangirl starting friday. oh, and her reactions, those were really hilarious, as she couldn't help but laugh, when the crowd went all KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH AAAAAAAAAMBEEEEEEEEEEERRRR and there was no use in singing or rapping cause there was no way anything besides the screams of the fans could be heard.
anywayz before I realized this happened
and that means I was completely stunned and while I was still in "omfg Amber is soooo amazing and soooo Jong and Hae family" mode I got KEY, the ALMIGHTY KIM DIVA KIBUM right in front of me. omfg, ottoke ottoke, should I scream, take photos, cry, jump or wave his face just in front of his eyes as I bought a Key uchiwa xD and in the end I decided to do it all at once xD
really, isn't he gorgeous? what can I say, I was screaming so loud and he was so close he should be creeped and scared to death, still he was smiling and waving and omg he was soooo DIVA.
he was nervous at first, it was really visible, but then he relaxed and was lovely and cute.
oh, btw, I will use the word cute, adorable and awesome much, just so You know. it should be banned for me for long time now, but You were warned. they were all incredibly CUTE <3
I'm a bit lost in what to write. so as I can't remember who was next and what they performed after what...
I was really happy and overjoyed that Shinee showed us Ready or Not and Nuna nomu yeoppo and omg, Amigo. of course there were ring ding dong, lucifer and hello. but the most amazing was Amigo, I guess.
we got Minho in front of us, who was omg, how amazing he was is indescribable. he was beautiful and hawt and more manly than Sess says he was. really.
my camera hates me and Minho was one of those person it didn't want to photograph, sa almost all my Minho photos are blurred and moved, but I love them anywayz.
even when he was acting slightly insane during amigo I loved it. oh, did I say I loved the amigo performance? I think I did~~ ㅋㅋㅋ
also, I love his hair right now. I would even be happy with his lion king hair, just don't make it short again, pretty please.
oh, and he broke his "claws" during lucifer.
and he was sooo hawt when he was flying I can't even
the big surprise was also Jjong. me didn't expect him to be this pretty, nice, lovely and cute. He was all smiley almost all the time and he was playing all by himself *remember the moment everyone was still and he was turning and jumping in the centre? that was the highlight of his "having fun by myself"* and he gave us some awesome JongKey moments <3
I was never a big fan of Jjong, his voice sometimes annoyed me and I really didn't think of him as handsome.
I CHANGED MY MIND.
he really IS handsome. and his voice is awesome. and and and and, erm, well, he IS small. that was quite funny, how small he really is, even smaller than I imagined. but that's ok bb, I still love you ㅋㅋㅋ
Taemin makes me feel like a terrible pedo nuna and me FROBIDS him coming near and moving his hips in front of me. that's just awfull and he's a horrible jailbait, damn it. how can even one move like that. HE'S A KID FOR ME, OK!? no fair, srsly. it's really hard to think, when he moves his hips in front of ur face, believe me.
I'm telling you, this boy is such a tease it hurts.
funny thing is I now wonder how much work do they put into editing his photos now. cause he does have kind of feminine face but he does NOT look like a little girl anymore. he is a guy and it's quite visible when You see him in person. still they make him look like a baby. that's stupid me thinks.
Onew. this boy is completely, totally, absolutely hillarious. I had some soft spot for him before but now I totally adore him.
also, this happening right in front of me
made me laugh so hard I couldn't even take photos or do anything. besides I love this song and I was so absorbed in singing and jumping it was impossible to take photos ㅋㅋㅋ anywayz, the best thing was his facial expression after he fell. he was so surprised, so "what happened, who am I, where am I" and then he was like asking us for the confirmation he did indeed fall over, omg that was really hillarious.
so, he was cute and me iz no longer afraid of him. also, like Jjong he had fun by himself, here and there, running, jumping and getting ready a bit too late and making some awkward poses
but overall, as I said he was so lovely~~
oh, and when he started that weird solo song, I was like wtf who died o.o
but his voice IS OSM. that is really something, a serious deal, YOU BETTER TAKE CARE OF HIM SMent, me iz watching u ㅋㅋㅋ
ok, so Shinee is more or less done ㅋㅋㅋ
when I think about Shinee at smt I think about this osm thing they did. there were some girls or something, but I think it was SNSD performing and then KRY started sorry sorry answer.
YESUNG AND HIS VOICE OMFG ME DIES.
but, while KRY were singing security made a way next to me, leading from the entrance to the stage. so I was lyk omfg what should I do, should I admire KRY or should I be ready, ottoke ottoke, omfg ottoke. so I just creeped with Sess a bit closer to the line the security made and at some point I was soooo sure the rest of Suju will appear rn with sorry sorry. but then I saw
this
http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=2158304124043
and I lost it completely. it's weird, it's Shinding, right? but damn, You shoulkd have seen him. it doesn't help that a few moments earlier Key and Minho and idek who was in front of me. You can hear me screaming SHINDONG like crazy there xD
and then, as if this wasn't enough for my poor throat and heart ME SEES DIZ
http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=2157836672357
oh fuck my fucking life fuck it oh holly shit me iz fucking going to fucking die I went completely insane right now
AND HE WAS EVEN CLOSER THAN SHINDONG WAS.
omfg HYUKJAE Y U SO HANDSOME AND SEXY.
srsly, he's lyk the sexiest thing I SAW EVER. me iz serious right now. screw all the photos and videos, they obviously hate him. HE IS UNBELIEVABLY SEXY HAWT and omfg, he's a GOD.
and his voice and his rap, omfg. I always had a thing over his hips and collarbones but right now I'm kinda obsessed with his body and I'm literally MAD at all the photos of him I have because he looks so fckn UGLY on them it's really frustrating.
Believe me, Lee Hyukjae is some serious bussiness, You better watch out not to meet him in person, it makes You go completely crazy.
really. fckn really.
so, they did this for A-yo performance, with Minho and Key, and later me realized that on the other side of the stage they got Key and Minho passing by but I was dissappointed just a tiny bit. cause I got HYUKKIE THIS FCKN CLOSE I COULD SMELL HIM.
and the song itself was great and the performance was awesome too.
and Shindong teased our wtf is wrong with you security man ㅋㅋㅋ
oh, and just so You know, Shindong isn't really fat, he only has a big tummy. his legs are amazing.
btw, Hyuk in beyonce outfit was so fckn hnggggggg.
so, Shinding and Eunhyuk are somewhat done, let's write something about the rest of Suju, while I;m on it.
first of all - Wookie! another surprise.
how lovely and cute he is, this is really not what I expected. it's another person I found totally annoying before and now I'm his HUGE fan. he also was a bit unsure when he came to visit our fucked up corner but the I guess he liked it cause he kept coming back. he was dangerously sweet and he kept smiling and waving and omoooo how cute can he beeeeeee~~
another surprise was Kyuhyun. even though he looked as if he was going to fall over anytime he was full of energy and smiling almost all the time and having fun. it was a real pleasure to look at him, when he was singing like this
I still don't get what's the deal with his tights, but maybe next time I'll pay more attention to his legs not his smiling face, which, btw, even if is covered with scars and pimples IS GORGEOUS. he really is handsome, fakit.
and he was soooo cute with his french fail. he tried so hard but in the end he got lost and just smiled with the "ok I give up" face and he started talking in korean I think and Heechul and Shindong were making fun of him, omg that was sooooo cute.
and he had some awfull scars on his left hand, I hope it heals soon and well and won't leave a mark <3
who's next.
Donghae. well, that was unexpected, but Donghae really is nothing much. especially compared to the size of craze he causes. he is nice, he is sweet and handsome to some point but in general he's just average. SO AVERAGE IT HURTS MY EYES.
what's more he came to us quite often, maybe bc he got a pretty flower from a girl somewhere near me.
I don't remember if I mentioned that, but I remembered now. They weren't allowed to take the gifts, so Donghae just sang with the rose, kissed it and gave back. I know that there are some girls who met sm artist at the airport and I know that they gave Key a gift and he took it. so y u no let us give them sth at the concert? fuck, they even told us we can;t take our penlights to the concert and that the artist are forbidden to keep "a long eye contact" with us.
R U FCKN KIDDING ME. wtf, srsly.
ok, me iz back, calm and back ㅋㅋㅋ
Siwon, that was a HUGE disappointment. His face is enormous, I'm not kidding. and flat. and his skin, I never imagined his skin condition could as bad as Shindong, but here we go, it looks horrible. and we missed him stripping cause we were too absorbed with waving at Wookie and spazzing cause he looked STRAUGHT AT SESS.
also he was kind of MEH DOES NOT LYK DIZ PLACE.
and he was giving people his blessings.
ALSO HE DITCHED HEECHUL
TWICE.
so, no picture, that't a punishment, mr holly flat face.
YESUNG IS GORGEOUS. but we all already know that. be he is seriously, trully handsome. and nice. and, ofc, has his creepy moments, like this one
but still, he's great. and has his own world. and loves to touch people. omg, I became his creepy fangirl after smt.
oh, almost forgot. something that really pissed me of.
when he came over I was screaming YESUNG YESUNG OH HI YESUNG and waving and trying to touvh him, well, all the normal stuff. but those girls around me excluding Sess and Kibum, who were going crazy a bit to the left xD were like, GUURRL CALM UR TITZ ME IZ JUDGING U. so I was like, wtf, r u all crazy bitches, that's fucking Kim Jongwoon, the owner of the sexiest voice after Oguri Shun, get ur mind fixed u deaf and blind biatch~~
but they were staring not only when I was all mindfucked over Yesung, they were like that when I was loosing my voice for Minho and then for Changmin. oh, and they weren't quite pleased with Shindong in the beggining but then he showed them what he's made of and they got their thinking straight ㅋㅋㅋ
Sungmin ingnored us for a really long time, he came over somewhere near the end and proved how useless he can be when he threw his towel too far to the right for us to catch it. oh dear, Sungminnie... still, he's ofc forgiven, damn, he's just too cute. man, stop trying being manly, just get back to your pink stuff, PRETTY PWEASE~! he even showed he's awesome pout, we melted~~
Teukie.
damn, YOU CAN'T EVEN IMAGINE HOW BEAUTIFUL HE IS. and lovely, how he loves his fans it's so cute and sweet it makes my teeth ache. he even got off the stage and freaked the security out and took a camera from some girl and took a photo and omg, Teukie, y u so looooveeeee.
but then again, it's really hard to explain, how beautiful he is. like a fucking fairy, like an elf, like an imaginary being, created in some dreamland. fucking serious me iz now.
I do have some better shots of Teukie but this one I like the most for some reason.
he really is LOVE IN HUMAN FORM. even more than Taemin. bc Taemin is more of a playfull, teasing kid. Teukie is like a mother maybe, he's beautiful and kind and when You see him You just know this he's a good person and would help You if something happened and he could. damn, I fell in love with him. before I had those omg Teukie's so annoying and fake moments, but now I hate myself for thinking like that. this man really is an angel, honestly.
and finally, the time came.
Heechul. what's funny I was more happy and excited about Key than Heechul but ofc I went totally crazy and mindfucked when the almighty Kim Heechul appeared.
but then, fuck You, Kim Heechul, y u nothing more than I expected? damn, I can't even say I'm disappointed, cause I'm not. it's just that I think I know him too well now. He is gorgeous, he is bitchy he is a diva. and he was just like that. he did smile, but I bet You the people he did smile at were either really beautifull or trully ugly. that's kim heechul for ya. his skin is flawless and would he just shut up about the non existent scar. HIS LEGS ARE LIKE A DREAM like a fucking road to a fucking heaven
but he did look tired, and in the beggining as if something hit him really hard and then drove on him back and forth a few times.
but then, somehow, he started being his normal self. and by normal self I mean this
but I love him as much as I did before.
as if it was possible for me to love him even moar ㅋ ㅋ ㅋ
but I do realize that if there were people like those next to me who weren't much of a Heechul fan before smt they DEFINITELY didn't turn into his fans after the show. he was just in one of those YOU WON'T LIKE ME moods.
and he was ditched by Siwon. TWICE. it made him mad, it was visible.
oh, and his dancing. omg, Heechul, u better just stand there and look fabulous, could You? just how many times did he got lost in the choreography and how many time we saw him wandering on the stage ㅋ ㅋ ㅋ hillarious, really ㅋ ㅋ ㅋ
Homin made us wait more than 2 hours before they FINALLY showed themself. they were trying to distract us with some dance show, which was by the way great as there were Taemin, Eunhyuk, Minho, Donghae and Shindong and the girls, really, don't ask me who.
but then me sees some movement in front of me, somehow get's mah gaze of moving Eunhyuk and guess what me sees?
FUCKING UKNOW YUNHO GETTING FUCKING READY TO FLY HIMSELF TO THE FUCKING MAIN STAGE o.o
lyk 0,5m from me.
and guess what, NOONE NOTICED!
so I'm lyk OMFG PEOPLE IT'S YUUUNHOOOOOOO
and he's lyk FUCK U SHUT UP IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A SURPRISE
but I'm lyk SESS OMFG IT'S YUNHO
and she's lyk AAAAA YUNHOOOO DBSK YUNHOOO
and I'm WTF SHOULD I TAKE PHOTOS OR SHOULD I JUST TAKE A FANCAM OF CRAZY SESS cause noone before saw something like that.
at first I was so shocked seeing Yunho just in front of me so suddenly but then I was lyk omfg, where the fuck is Sess and who the hell iz diz imposter o.o but that really was her destroying her lungs at the sight of a guy that finally appeared.
and believe me once again, Yunho is a serious business also. finally we got someone who really did look like a man!
and I had problems with getting a picture of his whole body, just how big u r, how long r ur legs, man?
on the other side there was Changmin and as he was so far away the only thing I could do was
OMFG ARE YOU JUST LEGS AND A HEAD OR WHAT.
damn, those legs seem to never end.
me really is much more into Changmin ㅋ ㅋ ㅋ I'd love to have him in front of me but then I got both Key and Heechul and much more so it's just fair that Sess got Yunho and all the butthurt bitches that weren't satisfied with Chagmin, just go cry in a corner
honestly, Changmin and Yunho finally did seem like real men. even Siwon was somehaw flat and small. the funniest thing are my photos from the distance, as I have a photo of Key and Changmin hanging exactly in the same place. I guess you can imagine how small Key is on it and how big in comparision Changmin is ㅋ ㅋ ㅋ
another positive surprise, as Yunho was another "ok so you do exist" person for me. I realized he's a nice guy and really really sweet~~
Still, meh likes Changmin more ㅋ ㅋ ㅋ
I was really surprised they perfomed a bit of Mirotic and Rising Sun. I felt so sorry and sad during Rising Sun, especially when I was looking at Changmin, who looked as if he was on the verge of tears.
fuck it, I would sooo want them back together, just to see them smiling so much as they did together.
I didn't want it to end even if my feet threatened to leave me.
but it had to end.
and this is the moment I have to say it,
PUBLIC, DAMN, YOU GUYS SUCK. S-U-C-K.
especially the ones next to me.
"oh, get away, me needs air"
FUCK YOU LITTLE PRINCESS, do not wear suit to the concert.
and WTF with the GO AWAY looks for Shindong, Yesung and Heechul. just leave the venue before meh gets violent.
y no encore calls? o.o
AND WHY THE HELL DIN'T U EVEN FOLLOW THE FANCHANTS?
is it so fckn hard to scream DON'T DON in the beggining of dont don? v.v
well, ok, me iz exxageratting, the fanchants part was quite good, just don't don sucked. and they DID look at me like I was some creepy alient when I yelled uyu pikkol Kim Heechul saranghae yo Kim Heechul. wtf, is that so hard to say or is that so fckn hard to understand there ARE people who admire and love this bitch?
but I did go there to see my IDOLS not other FANS. but it would still be fun if Shindong didn't leave our corner cause there were only 3 people screaming his name.
I guess that was the best time of my life till now. maybe it's in some way sad and disappointing, but it really was. most of my idols proved that they really are worth the time and sometimes the money I spend on them, they are worth my interest and support. they truly are amazing people and even if some of them were somekind disappointing it's not like I hate them now.
when they come again I'm staying in the city they come to as long as they will.
and.
IF YOU DON'T BRING HENRY AND ZHOU MI TO EUROPE NEXT TIME IMMA FUCKING BURN UR FUCKING AGENCY MAIN BUILDING SO U BETTER BE WARNED, LEE SO MAN v.v
so, that would be it, there is a lot of things I didn't write about, either cause I don't feel like writing it or just bc I forgot. I won't write about girls cause I don't know them and just saying they were really beautiful and sweet isn't enough, cause I feel they really are great girls, so there are people who will give them justice about their perfomance, me is not suited.
Just that I decided to listen to some f(x) songs ㅋ ㅋ ㅋ
I'm really tired and this is really long.
so, if You managaed to get through this - congrats <3
class dissmissed ㅋ ㅋ ㅋ
I don't feel like writing much about Paris itself, cause besides Starbucks every 50m and Louvre and SMTown there was nothing interesting in there. or rather, it was incredibly disappointing. it was dirty and stinking and people are so stuck up and oh so osm that even the almighty Heechul seems like a kind and loving person compared to them.
It was annoying, tripping over trash all the time. lyk, srsly, wtf? it's fckn Champs Elysees and u fckn can't stand it cause there is rubbish everyvhere and it stinks. also, Seine stinks so much that at one place we almost run. omg, this part of the trip was horrible and disappointing. Paris city of love my ass.
on the other side, the place we stayed in was nice and awesome at some part. but also, if something's address is XY street 102 it doesn't mean it's located between the numbers 101 and 103. it doesn't even mean it's on that street. it can be on other side of the district, and that's exactly what happened to us. omg it was ridduculous. still, even if we were like a minority, most of the people were black or some shade of brownish and besides us there were like 10 other white people around, it was nice. especially when we finally figured out that all those people don't really give a damn about us ㅋㅋㅋ
also, some random lady asked us about something but she did it in a super fast french and when she saw our stunned expresions she added something else and commented "good" pointing at my hair. that was funny ㅋㅋㅋ
what more, about Paris? subway is fucked up but we figured it out quite fast, our Kibum In Charge Of The Map did her job perfectly, so we didn't get lost even once :3
there are no grocery shops in the city, but there are shops selling shirts and other clothes open 24/7. we concluded people in Paris must eat belts and ties. because of that we were forced to buy 0.5l water in mcdonald for 3euros for one bottle. wtf srsly o.o
anywayz, a thing I should say is that I am amazed I survived. I didn't get any sleep at wendesday, cause I spend it on the train to Cracow, from where we took plane to Paris. I arrived to Cracow around 6 in the morning with Kibum and my brother's girlfriend took us to her place so we could wash up a bit and change our clothes. we didn't spend much time there as we had to go to the airport where we were waiting for my Changmin, thier_sess . bla bla bla I panicked like a little kid, I got some coffee, then I panicked some more, then Sess arrived and I could panick even more. Kibum wanted to just knock me out and carry to the plane but she gave up eventually.
anyway, we arrived in Paris, well not really, it was about 60km from Paris around, erm, 2pm? and took a special bus to Paris, so another 1,5hour spent travelling. then we had an epic!fail moment trying to find the toilette in shop centre. it was hilarious, as all the arrows that were supposed to lead us to the toilette ended at fckn lift. we entered it at last and picked te -1 floor but it didn't move so we just retaliated and took the stairs o.o we found it and discovered that even toilets were wierd there.
then we had to find subway, which wasn't easy and then to figure out how the hell are we supposed to buy tickets. ok, done, somehow, we miraculously got to the hotel. and no, we didn't sleep. we changed our clothes and went sightseeing.
AND HERE'S THE MOST ANNOYING PART OF THE TRIP.
have u seen this photo?
I was ON this fucking ugly bridge when Key was UNDER it. and the funniest part is we did think about going down there. FML SRSLY.
and what's more, this one.
I REALLY want to believe, it's not thursday, when we decided to ignore this heap of scrap metal and just take some rest and find the nearest subway station. just please, someone, make it be from friday or saturday or whatever, not thursday.
so, when we got back it was around 1am and we didn't go to sleep before 2am. so, not much rest really. and the next day we overslept a bit but still got up around 10 and again went sightseeing. wait, first we got to the venue, cause we wanted some goods but that was a fail cause it was stupidly organized and u had to have ur ticket with u to get in to buy some goods and we didn't think about that. damn. so we went to seen Moulin Rogue and something else and then got back to the hotel to get ready for the show.
our way in was epic.
we got there late. lyk REALLY late. there was a crowd and where the hell did the venue disappear feeling. but, as great and osm we are, we managed to get in really fast. I even bought some goods cause I HAD TO and noone could stop me. the other thing is I made Kibummie carry my stuff, cause I obviously needed noth hands to take photos ㅋㅋㅋ
we had the best place ever, we got close to the stage but what's more important is that this
appeared just in front of me the moment f(x) left the stage. f(x) was first to perform but they didn't leave the main stage meaning I couldn't even see them properly and what's more I can't tell them apart, I know only Amber and I don't know any of their songs besides nu abo xD so I had to wait a bit to realize that all those responses Amber was getting - well, she deseves them. everytime she went as far as slightly rising her mic the crowd went insane, not crazy but it was like a mass hystery, srsly. but, this need to be said before I continue my spazz over boys - AMBER IS GORGEOUS. she's awesome, omg, I guess I'm officially her fangirl starting friday. oh, and her reactions, those were really hilarious, as she couldn't help but laugh, when the crowd went all KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH AAAAAAAAAMBEEEEEEEEEEERRRR and there was no use in singing or rapping cause there was no way anything besides the screams of the fans could be heard.
anywayz before I realized this happened
and that means I was completely stunned and while I was still in "omfg Amber is soooo amazing and soooo Jong and Hae family" mode I got KEY, the ALMIGHTY KIM DIVA KIBUM right in front of me. omfg, ottoke ottoke, should I scream, take photos, cry, jump or wave his face just in front of his eyes as I bought a Key uchiwa xD and in the end I decided to do it all at once xD
really, isn't he gorgeous? what can I say, I was screaming so loud and he was so close he should be creeped and scared to death, still he was smiling and waving and omg he was soooo DIVA.
he was nervous at first, it was really visible, but then he relaxed and was lovely and cute.
oh, btw, I will use the word cute, adorable and awesome much, just so You know. it should be banned for me for long time now, but You were warned. they were all incredibly CUTE <3
I'm a bit lost in what to write. so as I can't remember who was next and what they performed after what...
I was really happy and overjoyed that Shinee showed us Ready or Not and Nuna nomu yeoppo and omg, Amigo. of course there were ring ding dong, lucifer and hello. but the most amazing was Amigo, I guess.
we got Minho in front of us, who was omg, how amazing he was is indescribable. he was beautiful and hawt and more manly than Sess says he was. really.
my camera hates me and Minho was one of those person it didn't want to photograph, sa almost all my Minho photos are blurred and moved, but I love them anywayz.
even when he was acting slightly insane during amigo I loved it. oh, did I say I loved the amigo performance? I think I did~~ ㅋㅋㅋ
also, I love his hair right now. I would even be happy with his lion king hair, just don't make it short again, pretty please.
oh, and he broke his "claws" during lucifer.
and he was sooo hawt when he was flying I can't even
the big surprise was also Jjong. me didn't expect him to be this pretty, nice, lovely and cute. He was all smiley almost all the time and he was playing all by himself *remember the moment everyone was still and he was turning and jumping in the centre? that was the highlight of his "having fun by myself"* and he gave us some awesome JongKey moments <3
I was never a big fan of Jjong, his voice sometimes annoyed me and I really didn't think of him as handsome.
I CHANGED MY MIND.
he really IS handsome. and his voice is awesome. and and and and, erm, well, he IS small. that was quite funny, how small he really is, even smaller than I imagined. but that's ok bb, I still love you ㅋㅋㅋ
Taemin makes me feel like a terrible pedo nuna and me FROBIDS him coming near and moving his hips in front of me. that's just awfull and he's a horrible jailbait, damn it. how can even one move like that. HE'S A KID FOR ME, OK!? no fair, srsly. it's really hard to think, when he moves his hips in front of ur face, believe me.
I'm telling you, this boy is such a tease it hurts.
funny thing is I now wonder how much work do they put into editing his photos now. cause he does have kind of feminine face but he does NOT look like a little girl anymore. he is a guy and it's quite visible when You see him in person. still they make him look like a baby. that's stupid me thinks.
Onew. this boy is completely, totally, absolutely hillarious. I had some soft spot for him before but now I totally adore him.
also, this happening right in front of me
Click to viewmade me laugh so hard I couldn't even take photos or do anything. besides I love this song and I was so absorbed in singing and jumping it was impossible to take photos ㅋㅋㅋ anywayz, the best thing was his facial expression after he fell. he was so surprised, so "what happened, who am I, where am I" and then he was like asking us for the confirmation he did indeed fall over, omg that was really hillarious.
so, he was cute and me iz no longer afraid of him. also, like Jjong he had fun by himself, here and there, running, jumping and getting ready a bit too late and making some awkward poses
but overall, as I said he was so lovely~~
oh, and when he started that weird solo song, I was like wtf who died o.o
but his voice IS OSM. that is really something, a serious deal, YOU BETTER TAKE CARE OF HIM SMent, me iz watching u ㅋㅋㅋ
ok, so Shinee is more or less done ㅋㅋㅋ
when I think about Shinee at smt I think about this osm thing they did. there were some girls or something, but I think it was SNSD performing and then KRY started sorry sorry answer.
YESUNG AND HIS VOICE OMFG ME DIES.
but, while KRY were singing security made a way next to me, leading from the entrance to the stage. so I was lyk omfg what should I do, should I admire KRY or should I be ready, ottoke ottoke, omfg ottoke. so I just creeped with Sess a bit closer to the line the security made and at some point I was soooo sure the rest of Suju will appear rn with sorry sorry. but then I saw
this
http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=2158304124043
and I lost it completely. it's weird, it's Shinding, right? but damn, You shoulkd have seen him. it doesn't help that a few moments earlier Key and Minho and idek who was in front of me. You can hear me screaming SHINDONG like crazy there xD
and then, as if this wasn't enough for my poor throat and heart ME SEES DIZ
http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=2157836672357
oh fuck my fucking life fuck it oh holly shit me iz fucking going to fucking die I went completely insane right now
AND HE WAS EVEN CLOSER THAN SHINDONG WAS.
omfg HYUKJAE Y U SO HANDSOME AND SEXY.
srsly, he's lyk the sexiest thing I SAW EVER. me iz serious right now. screw all the photos and videos, they obviously hate him. HE IS UNBELIEVABLY SEXY HAWT and omfg, he's a GOD.
and his voice and his rap, omfg. I always had a thing over his hips and collarbones but right now I'm kinda obsessed with his body and I'm literally MAD at all the photos of him I have because he looks so fckn UGLY on them it's really frustrating.
Believe me, Lee Hyukjae is some serious bussiness, You better watch out not to meet him in person, it makes You go completely crazy.
really. fckn really.
so, they did this for A-yo performance, with Minho and Key, and later me realized that on the other side of the stage they got Key and Minho passing by but I was dissappointed just a tiny bit. cause I got HYUKKIE THIS FCKN CLOSE I COULD SMELL HIM.
and the song itself was great and the performance was awesome too.
and Shindong teased our wtf is wrong with you security man ㅋㅋㅋ
oh, and just so You know, Shindong isn't really fat, he only has a big tummy. his legs are amazing.
btw, Hyuk in beyonce outfit was so fckn hnggggggg.
so, Shinding and Eunhyuk are somewhat done, let's write something about the rest of Suju, while I;m on it.
first of all - Wookie! another surprise.
how lovely and cute he is, this is really not what I expected. it's another person I found totally annoying before and now I'm his HUGE fan. he also was a bit unsure when he came to visit our fucked up corner but the I guess he liked it cause he kept coming back. he was dangerously sweet and he kept smiling and waving and omoooo how cute can he beeeeeee~~
another surprise was Kyuhyun. even though he looked as if he was going to fall over anytime he was full of energy and smiling almost all the time and having fun. it was a real pleasure to look at him, when he was singing like this
I still don't get what's the deal with his tights, but maybe next time I'll pay more attention to his legs not his smiling face, which, btw, even if is covered with scars and pimples IS GORGEOUS. he really is handsome, fakit.
and he was soooo cute with his french fail. he tried so hard but in the end he got lost and just smiled with the "ok I give up" face and he started talking in korean I think and Heechul and Shindong were making fun of him, omg that was sooooo cute.
and he had some awfull scars on his left hand, I hope it heals soon and well and won't leave a mark <3
who's next.
Donghae. well, that was unexpected, but Donghae really is nothing much. especially compared to the size of craze he causes. he is nice, he is sweet and handsome to some point but in general he's just average. SO AVERAGE IT HURTS MY EYES.
what's more he came to us quite often, maybe bc he got a pretty flower from a girl somewhere near me.
I don't remember if I mentioned that, but I remembered now. They weren't allowed to take the gifts, so Donghae just sang with the rose, kissed it and gave back. I know that there are some girls who met sm artist at the airport and I know that they gave Key a gift and he took it. so y u no let us give them sth at the concert? fuck, they even told us we can;t take our penlights to the concert and that the artist are forbidden to keep "a long eye contact" with us.
R U FCKN KIDDING ME. wtf, srsly.
ok, me iz back, calm and back ㅋㅋㅋ
Siwon, that was a HUGE disappointment. His face is enormous, I'm not kidding. and flat. and his skin, I never imagined his skin condition could as bad as Shindong, but here we go, it looks horrible. and we missed him stripping cause we were too absorbed with waving at Wookie and spazzing cause he looked STRAUGHT AT SESS.
also he was kind of MEH DOES NOT LYK DIZ PLACE.
and he was giving people his blessings.
ALSO HE DITCHED HEECHUL
TWICE.
so, no picture, that't a punishment, mr holly flat face.
YESUNG IS GORGEOUS. but we all already know that. be he is seriously, trully handsome. and nice. and, ofc, has his creepy moments, like this one
but still, he's great. and has his own world. and loves to touch people. omg, I became his creepy fangirl after smt.
oh, almost forgot. something that really pissed me of.
when he came over I was screaming YESUNG YESUNG OH HI YESUNG and waving and trying to touvh him, well, all the normal stuff. but those girls around me excluding Sess and Kibum, who were going crazy a bit to the left xD were like, GUURRL CALM UR TITZ ME IZ JUDGING U. so I was like, wtf, r u all crazy bitches, that's fucking Kim Jongwoon, the owner of the sexiest voice after Oguri Shun, get ur mind fixed u deaf and blind biatch~~
but they were staring not only when I was all mindfucked over Yesung, they were like that when I was loosing my voice for Minho and then for Changmin. oh, and they weren't quite pleased with Shindong in the beggining but then he showed them what he's made of and they got their thinking straight ㅋㅋㅋ
Sungmin ingnored us for a really long time, he came over somewhere near the end and proved how useless he can be when he threw his towel too far to the right for us to catch it. oh dear, Sungminnie... still, he's ofc forgiven, damn, he's just too cute. man, stop trying being manly, just get back to your pink stuff, PRETTY PWEASE~! he even showed he's awesome pout, we melted~~
Teukie.
damn, YOU CAN'T EVEN IMAGINE HOW BEAUTIFUL HE IS. and lovely, how he loves his fans it's so cute and sweet it makes my teeth ache. he even got off the stage and freaked the security out and took a camera from some girl and took a photo and omg, Teukie, y u so looooveeeee.
but then again, it's really hard to explain, how beautiful he is. like a fucking fairy, like an elf, like an imaginary being, created in some dreamland. fucking serious me iz now.
I do have some better shots of Teukie but this one I like the most for some reason.
he really is LOVE IN HUMAN FORM. even more than Taemin. bc Taemin is more of a playfull, teasing kid. Teukie is like a mother maybe, he's beautiful and kind and when You see him You just know this he's a good person and would help You if something happened and he could. damn, I fell in love with him. before I had those omg Teukie's so annoying and fake moments, but now I hate myself for thinking like that. this man really is an angel, honestly.
and finally, the time came.
Heechul. what's funny I was more happy and excited about Key than Heechul but ofc I went totally crazy and mindfucked when the almighty Kim Heechul appeared.
but then, fuck You, Kim Heechul, y u nothing more than I expected? damn, I can't even say I'm disappointed, cause I'm not. it's just that I think I know him too well now. He is gorgeous, he is bitchy he is a diva. and he was just like that. he did smile, but I bet You the people he did smile at were either really beautifull or trully ugly. that's kim heechul for ya. his skin is flawless and would he just shut up about the non existent scar. HIS LEGS ARE LIKE A DREAM like a fucking road to a fucking heaven
but he did look tired, and in the beggining as if something hit him really hard and then drove on him back and forth a few times.
but then, somehow, he started being his normal self. and by normal self I mean this
but I love him as much as I did before.
as if it was possible for me to love him even moar ㅋ ㅋ ㅋ
but I do realize that if there were people like those next to me who weren't much of a Heechul fan before smt they DEFINITELY didn't turn into his fans after the show. he was just in one of those YOU WON'T LIKE ME moods.
and he was ditched by Siwon. TWICE. it made him mad, it was visible.
oh, and his dancing. omg, Heechul, u better just stand there and look fabulous, could You? just how many times did he got lost in the choreography and how many time we saw him wandering on the stage ㅋ ㅋ ㅋ hillarious, really ㅋ ㅋ ㅋ
Homin made us wait more than 2 hours before they FINALLY showed themself. they were trying to distract us with some dance show, which was by the way great as there were Taemin, Eunhyuk, Minho, Donghae and Shindong and the girls, really, don't ask me who.
but then me sees some movement in front of me, somehow get's mah gaze of moving Eunhyuk and guess what me sees?
FUCKING UKNOW YUNHO GETTING FUCKING READY TO FLY HIMSELF TO THE FUCKING MAIN STAGE o.o
lyk 0,5m from me.
and guess what, NOONE NOTICED!
so I'm lyk OMFG PEOPLE IT'S YUUUNHOOOOOOO
and he's lyk FUCK U SHUT UP IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A SURPRISE
but I'm lyk SESS OMFG IT'S YUNHO
and she's lyk AAAAA YUNHOOOO DBSK YUNHOOO
and I'm WTF SHOULD I TAKE PHOTOS OR SHOULD I JUST TAKE A FANCAM OF CRAZY SESS cause noone before saw something like that.
at first I was so shocked seeing Yunho just in front of me so suddenly but then I was lyk omfg, where the fuck is Sess and who the hell iz diz imposter o.o but that really was her destroying her lungs at the sight of a guy that finally appeared.
and believe me once again, Yunho is a serious business also. finally we got someone who really did look like a man!
and I had problems with getting a picture of his whole body, just how big u r, how long r ur legs, man?
on the other side there was Changmin and as he was so far away the only thing I could do was
OMFG ARE YOU JUST LEGS AND A HEAD OR WHAT.
damn, those legs seem to never end.
me really is much more into Changmin ㅋ ㅋ ㅋ I'd love to have him in front of me but then I got both Key and Heechul and much more so it's just fair that Sess got Yunho and all the butthurt bitches that weren't satisfied with Chagmin, just go cry in a corner
honestly, Changmin and Yunho finally did seem like real men. even Siwon was somehaw flat and small. the funniest thing are my photos from the distance, as I have a photo of Key and Changmin hanging exactly in the same place. I guess you can imagine how small Key is on it and how big in comparision Changmin is ㅋ ㅋ ㅋ
another positive surprise, as Yunho was another "ok so you do exist" person for me. I realized he's a nice guy and really really sweet~~
Still, meh likes Changmin more ㅋ ㅋ ㅋ
I was really surprised they perfomed a bit of Mirotic and Rising Sun. I felt so sorry and sad during Rising Sun, especially when I was looking at Changmin, who looked as if he was on the verge of tears.
fuck it, I would sooo want them back together, just to see them smiling so much as they did together.
I didn't want it to end even if my feet threatened to leave me.
but it had to end.
and this is the moment I have to say it,
PUBLIC, DAMN, YOU GUYS SUCK. S-U-C-K.
especially the ones next to me.
"oh, get away, me needs air"
FUCK YOU LITTLE PRINCESS, do not wear suit to the concert.
and WTF with the GO AWAY looks for Shindong, Yesung and Heechul. just leave the venue before meh gets violent.
y no encore calls? o.o
AND WHY THE HELL DIN'T U EVEN FOLLOW THE FANCHANTS?
is it so fckn hard to scream DON'T DON in the beggining of dont don? v.v
well, ok, me iz exxageratting, the fanchants part was quite good, just don't don sucked. and they DID look at me like I was some creepy alient when I yelled uyu pikkol Kim Heechul saranghae yo Kim Heechul. wtf, is that so hard to say or is that so fckn hard to understand there ARE people who admire and love this bitch?
but I did go there to see my IDOLS not other FANS. but it would still be fun if Shindong didn't leave our corner cause there were only 3 people screaming his name.
I guess that was the best time of my life till now. maybe it's in some way sad and disappointing, but it really was. most of my idols proved that they really are worth the time and sometimes the money I spend on them, they are worth my interest and support. they truly are amazing people and even if some of them were somekind disappointing it's not like I hate them now.
when they come again I'm staying in the city they come to as long as they will.
and.
IF YOU DON'T BRING HENRY AND ZHOU MI TO EUROPE NEXT TIME IMMA FUCKING BURN UR FUCKING AGENCY MAIN BUILDING SO U BETTER BE WARNED, LEE SO MAN v.v
so, that would be it, there is a lot of things I didn't write about, either cause I don't feel like writing it or just bc I forgot. I won't write about girls cause I don't know them and just saying they were really beautiful and sweet isn't enough, cause I feel they really are great girls, so there are people who will give them justice about their perfomance, me is not suited.
Just that I decided to listen to some f(x) songs ㅋ ㅋ ㅋ
I'm really tired and this is really long.
so, if You managaed to get through this - congrats <3
class dissmissed ㅋ ㅋ ㅋ