Kei - what kind of mood will it be? Tegoshi Yuuya kun
Tego - hello, it’s Tegoshi! I’m going with a new pattern
Kei - except me, the other 3 News members are appearing in ZEUS. Johnnys forces versus the Geinin
[1] forces. I’ve heard a lot from Shige, so I really look forward to it. I heard that Massu and Tegoshi are good at sports and Shige balances that. There are the other units such as Kattun Jump and WEST and Sho-kun, and also the comics. What do you think about such a stage?
Tego - I’m not very good at such things. But this time I talked with the others, like Yamada-kun
Kei - when you were off (not working)?
Tego - with Chinen-kun and Sho-kun. I’ve talked to them now and then.
Kei - it’s curious that Tegoshi-kun says Yamada-kun, Chinen-kun, Sho-kun. By the way, what kind of things did you talk with Yamada-kun
Tego - things like, “how’s recently?” and “how are things going including work?” Chinen-kun is cute so I played pranks on him like kancho
[2]. I also touched his behind all of a sudden during the show. I’ve been asked by Sho-kun how’s recently so I talked about soccer with him.
Kei - it’s a new Tegoshi, ne
Tego - since we entered the agency we’ve experienced a lot of things, didn’t we, thanks to the agency. If I have something I can teach the kouhai, even if it’s a little, I want to teach them. Kyomoto Taiga and Reia came during the recordings for KAGUYA, so I think that soon it’s necessary to transmit if I have something to teach.
Kei - like a senpai! I like that aspect of you. Because as a senpai you have a passionate side of you
Tego - if there’s something I can do
♪WHITE LOVE STORY
Kei - girls’ talk (in English)
Tego - girls’ talk (in Japanese)
✉“Lately, rolling up the sleeves is fashionable”
Tego - rolling up? Not raised up sleeves?
Kei - there’s a situation for it
Tego - the boys roll it up for them?
Kei - there’s a ideal height for it. If it were me, a 155cm girl is ideal, for Massu it’s 148, for Shige is 152, and for Tegoshi a 145 cm girl would be perfect, they say. Surprisingly, it’s like this, let’s do it
Tego - what’s rolling up sleeves?
Kei - stand up. Let’s say that Tegoshi washes something here. Tegoshi is the girl, ok. I come from behind and roll up your sleeves. From behind, while hugging you.
Tego - I see, I see. Ah~~ that’s nice
Kei - you want to do it to the girls, right?
Tego - rolling up sleeves is good too, but “sudden kiss” (fuichuu) is good as well
Kei - sudden kiss is just like that
Tego - while she washes the dishes I want to pretend that I roll up her sleeves and kiss her on the cheek. I want to kiss her from behind, from the side.
Kei - ahh, from behind, while you hug her
Tego - “Wait until I finish with the dishes.” “it’s fine, isn’t it. Don’t you want one more?” I’d like to say that. What do you think?
Kei - what do I think? As a man, the desire of embracing the girl from behind is strong
Tego - very strong
Kei - concerning the height too, there is a good height difference that allows one’s hands to work in the right place, or to place your chin (on her shoulder probably)
Tego - lately, there are a lot of this kind of things
Kei - like kata-zun (shoulder-zun)
Tego - what’s that?
Kei - it’s that thing where a girl and a boy stand in a line and the girl puts it quickly on the boy’s shoulder (they don’t say what she puts, but probably her hand)
Tego - I wonder what’s this habit of nowadays to not put it into words. From “kabe-don” onwards there’s been various ones
Kei - if you were to put express your love for everyone in this kind of manner, like for example the one you said before, that you want to kiss her suddenly (fui-chuu), but putting your name into it, isn’t there something good? Tego-fui-chuu is too long isn’t it?
Tego - tego-chuu
Kei - tego-chuu is good. From now on, tego-chuu too…..
Tego - kissing from behind, on the cheek is nice, ne
Kei - please, insert tego-chuu too in the search rankings
Tego- that’s nice, those kind of things. I want to be like in the manga world
Kei - tegoshi is suited as a boy in the manga world. Being clished, steady, and having an undeniable conduct
Tego - those are nice, ne, the manga or te game world
Kei - …………… I’m being attacked a lot
Tego - ahaha I want to do live actions, live actions of anime
Normal letters (futsuota)
✉I love the way Tegoshi-kun says “gyutan tan yaudon don” and I laugh out loud. So I want him to think something about the place where I live, Chiba prefecture. There are peanuts, pears, strawberries and lobster. (iseebi)
Tego - i~bi~ri pi pi! Iseebi~
Kei - let’s use the peanuts (rakkasei)
Tego - rakka sei sei sei!
Kei- let’s try using the pears (nashi)
Tego - na~shii~
Kei - and the strawberries too, at the end
Tego- ichi~go~
Kei - this is bad! It’s going to summarized again, since it’s unserious
✉from Wakachiko-san
Kei - she says she saw a person who’s done kabe-don
[3]. He’s a senpai from work, but he thought that if he makes it a joke it would be good, and he succeeded. He was kissed by the girl with whom he was at a mixer party, she says.
Tego - wakachiko is a man?
Kei -
[4]she’s a woman
Tego - she’s an onlooker, ne
Kei - it’s that the girl who experienced (the kabe-don) got startled and kissed him. “I felt a little envious too” she says. But isn’t this awesome?
Tego - what’s this? You’re jealous. Come Wakachiko, I’ll do it for you, so kiss me
Kei - it’s not Wakachiko’s story. Wakachiko is probably the colleague at the work place
Tego - ahh, wakachiko wakachiko
Kei - why are you touching your nipples? I think Wakachiko-san is in a complicated situation as well
✉it’s about kabe-don, but this years I heard that “sofure” will come (in fashion)
Tego - sofure? That is….
Kei - Tegoshi-san, what do you think it is?
Tego - pi~n po~n! I’m coming. Sleeping-together friends!
Kei - precisely. It means friends who only sleep together, and they’re not lovers. It doesn’t go as far as doing something more than sleeping together, but sometimes it can go further. “What do you think about sofure?”
Tego - throbbing, isn’t it. For example, if under the sheets your legs would touch or your hands…that’s great. Sleeping together is great
Kei - it’s lonely to sleep alone, isn’t it
Tego - it’s lonely. I hold a hug pillow between my legs
Kei - that’s the girl. That’s sleeping together
Tego - until doing what is OK?
Kei - it doesn’t go further than sleeping together
Tego - if for example we get our faces close to each other? Using each other’s arm a pillow?
Kei - that’s ok, isn’t it
Tego - what if I smell her a bit?
Kei - that’s fine, isn’t it?
Tego - every girl has a characteristic smell, right? Like behind the neck. Just sniffing it a bit
Kei - just barely ok. Enjoying the barely ok feeling is sofure (sleeping together friends)
Tego - like the crouching start being always placed here and when you go a little u~~n (laugh) (I don’t get the meaning >_<)
Kei - sleeping friends is good, is good
Tego - sofure~ sofure~ I want to sleep together! Come here, come to my side, Tego-nyan wants to sleep together too~!
Kei - someone, please find his screw
MR.WHITE
Kei - there’s no concert till may 1st . there’s quite some free time, I’m uneasy. I’d like to do rehearsals once. Also, we’re appearing in a lot of tv shows, so we’d like you to check it up.
Kei - the talk about sleeping together- friends showed up. Please imagine the sleeping together situation or the way you’re using each other’s arm as pillow. I think the moment you go to sleep must be difficult to grasp, depending on the mood, sleeping after a kiss, or sleeping without anything happening, thinking when should I sleep. As the whole situation, the moment you go to sleep, it’s easy to imagine, isn’t it?
Tego - that’s right. It’s easy
Kei - your companion has been Koyama Keiichiro and
Tego - Tegoshi Yuuya
Kei - please
Tego - ne, sleeping together makes me really happy. You’re going to sleep already? I see. You’re sleeping ne, tomorrow you have to wake up early. I got it, I’ll go to sleep too. I think it’s fine like this, but if my instincts won’t be able to hold it in anymore, then I apologize for that. For now, Tegoshi Yuuya eill go to sleep. Then, good night! Kiss
Kei - for now, Tegoshi Yuuya went to sleep, will something happen?
Tego - I say that I don’t know about my instincts. I understand my intention as Tegoshi, but I can’t control my instincts!
Kei - thanks for the emphasis. Bye bye, everyone
Notes: 1 - the comics
2 - poking someone's anus with one's index fingers (childish prank)
3 - slamming one's hand into the wall in front of somebody (e.g. to stop them from leaving; often viewed as romantic
4 - japanese has no pronouns, I'm using "she" before Tego asking the gender because it's easier for me