THIS DAY, JFC, THIS DAY !
IS THIS OPPOSITE DAY OR SOMETHING ? HAVE THE FOOTBALL GODS DECIDED TO SCREW WITH US FOOTBALL FANS JUST FOR TEH LULZ ?
THIS IS MADNESS ! I MEAN, THE MATCHES TODAY ? WHAAAAAAT THE FUCK ?
MANCHESTER CITY WON AGAINST CHELSEA ; 1 - 0 (THE ONLY TIME I WANT YOU TO WIN, CHELSEA, YOU MANAGED TO LOSE ! THIS IS SHITTY DAMMIT !)
ARSENAL - WEST BROM ; 2 -3 (WTF ARSENAL ? FROM WHAT I READ YOU PLAYED LIKE SHIT REALLY LIKE SHIT.)
WEST HAM - TOTTENHAM ; 1-0 (@____@)
BAYERN - MAINZ ; 1-2 (DID NOT SEE THE MATCH BUT I WANT TO SAY WTF BAYERN ?)
AND OF COURSE, LET US NOT FORGET LIVERPOOL - SUNDERLAND ; 2 - 2 (AT LEAST WE DID NOT LOSE ? ;__; I'M TRYING TO FIND A BRIGHT SIDE BUT IT'S HARD.)
I'M WORRIED ABOUT REAL MADRID TONIGHT ;__; PLZ DON'T LOSE THIS DAY KEEPS ON BEING CURSE. 0-0. 24 SHOTS FOR RM WITH 6 ON TARGETS AND NONE IN THE NET. CRAY CRAY.
AAAAAAAAARGH. THIS IS NOT A GOOD DAY TODAY.
FIRST THING, I'M SICK. FEVER, RUNNING NOSE, SLEEPINESS, HEADACHES, SORE THROAT AND ON TOP OF THAT, IT'S THAT PERIOD OF THE MONTH. NOT THE BEST STATE TO BE IN TO WATCH A LIVERPOOL MATCH CONSIDERING THE WAY THEY PLAYED RECENTLY.
AND YET WE STARTED OUT SO WELL (my dog has a thing for orange juice o_O) THAT FIRST TORRES GOAL ? OHMYFUCKINGGOD THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL. BUT FML IT WAS OFFSIDE, SO SLIGHTLY OFFSIDE BUT ENOUGH ;___: THE BEGINNING OF THE GAME WAS GOOD, WE WERE PLAYING WELL, PUTTING PRESSURE ON SUNDERLAND AND OUR MIDFIELD WAS WORKING. (ODDLY ENOUGH I THINK WE PLAYED BETTER IN THE FIRST HALF HALF THAN WE DID IN THE SECOND.)
OUR FIRST GOAL IS ONE FUCKING WEIRD GOAL AND YET TOTALLY LEGAL AND JUSTIFIED. A SUNDERLAND DEFENDER MADE A SHITTY BACKPASS TO HIS GOALIE. WHY WAS IT SHITTY ? BECAUSE 1) HE ONLY GIVE A LITTLE PUSH TO ROLL BACK 2) THE BALL STOPPED 3) TORRES DID NOT MISS THE OCCASION, RAN TOWARDS THE BALL THEN THE GOALIE, WAITED FOR THE ASSISTANT REF TO TELL HIM IF IT WAS OKAY OR NOT, GAVE THE BALL TO KUYT WHO SCORED.
(BE TTER EXPLANASHUN HERE)
AND AT THAT MOMENT I WAS SO HAPPY. MAYBE MAYBE THIS WAS A SIGN THAT LIVERPOOL'S LUCK HAD TURNED AROUND. SILLY MY, WE'RE TALKING ABOUT LIVERPOOL HERE.
LATER IN THE FIRST HALF, POULSEN (STOP STARTING HIM, ROY DAMMIT ! HE'S NOT GOOD ENOUGH YET AND LOSES WAY TOO MANY BALLS.) DID A FUCKING HANDBALL IN THE BOX. TOTALLY JUSTIFIED PENALTY FOR SUNDERLAND, PEPE TRIES TO STOP IT BUT FAILS. 1 - 1. AND LIVERPOOL ONCE AGAIN CAN'T KEEP A CLEAN SHIT. FML. SICKNESS + LIVERPOOL NOT STEPPING IT UP = FUUUUUUUUU-
AFTER THAT PENALTY, WE STARTED PLAYING LIKE SHITE, ONCE AGAIN FALLING IN THE SAME PATTERN OF NOT KEEPING THE BALL, NOT HAVING A WORKING MIDFIELD.
KONCHESKY WAS INJURED ONCE AGAIN (NICE LEFTBACK YOU GOT US THERE ROY) AND DANNY HAD TO COME IN BUT ONCE AGAIN AS A LEFT BACK ( START HIM AS A CENTER BACK IN PL GAME DAMMIT.)
SQUIRTLE (XD) HAD A NICE RUN-IN TO THE SUNDERLAND BUT FINISHIED IT WITH A WIDE (VERY WIDE) SHOT. BUT HIS LITTLE RACE FROM HIS GOAL TO THE OPPONENTS' GOAL? AWESOME !
ALSO, LIVERPOOL PLAYERS ? YOU'RE PLAYING FOOTBALL NOT HANDBALL. NOT TOUCHING THE BALL WITH YOUR ARM/ELBOW/SHOULDER/HANDS.
HT - 1 - 1. MAYBE LIVERPOOL WIL STEP UP THEIR SHIT IN THE SECOND HALF AS THEY USUALLY DO.
EXCEPT NO. I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK ROY SAID TO THEM DURING HALFTIME BUT THERE'S NO WAY IT WAS A GOOD SPEECH. THE BEGINNING OF THE SECOND HALF WAS HORRIBLE AND WE CONCEDED A GOAL AFTER THREE FUCKING MINUTES. TYPICAL LIVERPOOL. AND AFTER THAT WE STARTED TO CRUMBLE. WE COULDN'T CREATE ANYTHING ANYMORE, WE LOST THE BALL A LOT.
(FROM WHAT I COULD SEE AT LEAST. MY STREAM KEPT ON FREEZING EVERY TEN SECONDS AND THERE WASN'T ANY OTHER STREAM AVAILABLE. FML.)
FINALLY AT THE 61TH ROY SAW THE LIGHT AND SUBBED NGOG FOR POULSEN. AND SUDDENLY WE WERE PLAYING BETTER WITH A 4-4-2 INSTEAD OF THE 4-2-3-1 WE HAD BEEN PLAYING FROM THE START (I THINK THIS STRUCTURE MIGHT WORK WITH GERRARD OR COLE IN THE HOLE AND KUYT ON THE SIDE.) AND THREE MINUTES LATER (I DID NOT EVEN SEE IT LIVE I HAD TO WAIT FOR THE REPLAYS) OUR CAPTAIN FANTASTIC SCORED WITH A HEADER. OH STEVIE WHAT WOULD WE DO WITHOUT YOU ? HOW MANY TIMES DID YOU SAVE LIVERPOOL'S SORRY COLLECTIVE ARSE BY SCORING A FANTASTIC EQUALIZER ? YOU ARE AMAZING AND I FUCKING LOVE YOU SOOOOO MUCH.
ONE THING THOUGH. GERNANDO MODE ON/ WHY DIDN'T YOU CELEBRATE YOUR GOAL WITH NANDO ? ;__; I MEAN NANDO IS THE ONE WHO GAVE YOU THE BALL TO SCORE ! WE WANT THE GERNANDO HUGS ! WHYYYYY THE COLD SHOULDER ? ;____; GERNANDO MODE OFF/ (THAT'S ONE WAY OF COPING WITH THE WAY THIS DAY HAS BEEN SHIT.)
AFTER THAT GOAL, WE REALLY STARTED TO PLAY BETTER (ALTHOUGH AGAINST A TEAM LIKE SUNDERLAND... IT SEEMS LIKE NO MATTER THE STRATEGY OF THE OPPOSING TEAM WE'RE GOING TO FUCK UP SOMEWHERE) AND IN THE LAST TEN MINUTES + STOPPAGE TIME, WE WERE RATHER GOOD... EXCEPT FOR THE FACT THAT WE DID NOT MANAGE TO PUT THE FUCKING BALL IN. SO MANY CHANCES ;__; SO MANY TIMES I THOUGHT IT WAS IN. THAT LAST GREAT OCCASION THAT AGGER SADLY MISSED ;__; I REALLY THOUGHT IT WAS IN AND FOR A SPLIT SECOND I THOUGHT WE HAD WON. I WAS PROMPTLY CRUSHED THE NEXT SECOND. LIVEEEEEERPOOL I SHOULD HATE YOU FOR MAKING ME ALMOST DIE. (I DONT, OF COURSE.)
RANDOM THINGS :
PEPE WAS AMAZING AND SLOPPY AT THE SAME TIME. HE DID SOME AMAZING SHIT IN HIS GOALKEEPING THAT WEREN'T SAVES. BUT HE ALSO HAD SOME SLOPPY CLEARANCES :( BUT WE STILL LOVE YOU PEPE !
WE DON'T NEED INJURED PLAYERS, THANK YOU. SQUIRTLE & CARRA, YOU DON'T HAVE TO COLLIDE WITH EACH OTHER AND INJURE EACH OTHER AND BLEED. SQUIRTLE HAD TO HAVE HIS HEAD BANDAGED (IN RED TO MATCH THE KIT XD) AND CARRA HAD TO GO TO THE CHANGING ROOM TO HAVE SOME STITCHES DONE :O (AND GOT TOLD OFF BY THE REF FOR GOING ON THE PITCH WITHOUT A SHIRT ON.)
I HATE THE PL MUSIC. IT'S A SIGN OF LIVERPOOL PLAYING AND MOST OF THE TIME LIVERPOOL NOT WINNING. IT ALWAYS MAKES ME TOO NERVOUS.
I SHOULDN'T HAVE READ ROY'S INTERVIEW. HE'S WAY TOO POSITIVE ABOUT THIS MATCH. I HATE THAT. WE'RE SO BAD SOMETIMES WE'RE LOWERING OUR EXPECTATIONS SO WE CAN NOT BE COMPLETELY CRUSHED. WE SHOULD NOT BE HAPPY WITH A DRAW AGAINST A TEAM LIKE SUNDERLAND. AND HERE WE ARE TRYING TO FIND SOME POSITIVE THINGS IN THIS MATCH. I THINK ROY FINDS TOO MANY POSITIVE IN THIS MATCH. I THINK HE SHOULD NOT BE SO SATISFY WITH DRAWS. AND THE MORE I'M LISTENING TO THIS THE MORE MY IMPRESSION THAT HE DOES UNDERSTAND WHAT LIVERPOOL FC STANDS FOR IS REINFORCED. YES, WE NEED TIME TO REBUILD OURSELVES ESPECIALLY WITH NEW PLAYERS BUT WE DON'T HAVE THAT TIME OR AT LEAST THE TIME ROY IS APPARENTLY USING. IT IS DISHEARTENING AND PAINFUL FOR FANS TO SEE LIVERPOOL PLAY LIKE THAT. IT'S A LITTLE STEP FORWARD BUT RIGHT NOW WE NEED A BIG STEP FORWARD.
OUR PROBLEM IS INCONSISTENCY. WE CAN HAVE FLASHES OF BRILLIANCE, MOMENTS WHEN WE PLAY QUITE WELL AND IN THE SAME MATCH WE'RE GOING TO HAVE SOME REALLY BAD MOMENTS WHEN WE REALLY PLAY LIKE SHITE AND SUDDENLY WE NEGATE EVERY LITTLE BIT OF GOOD THINGS WE DID BEFORE.
GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER LIVERPOOL. YOU NEED TO GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER. SHOW US WHAT LIVERPOOL IS MADE OF. WE NEED LIVERPOOL THE GREAT ENGLISH CLUB BACK.
(ONE POSITIVE NOTE : SEEMS LIKE THE FAN PROTESTS AGAINST THE OWNERS WAS A SUCCESS. GOOD. I LONGED FOR THE DAY WHEN WE WILL BE RID OF THOSE FUCKERS)
AND I'LL STOP THERE WITH THE RANTING. THE SICKNESS AND THIS HORRIBLE AND CURSED DAY ARE MAKING ME ALL DEPRESSED ;_;
On another related but joyous note, my oral teacher is awesome (He's English and he is studying at Nottingham University) XD He recognised the 'YOU'LL NEVER WALK ALONE' written on my pencil case ;) And we talked a bit about football (I EXPLAINED HOW LIVERPOOL HAD CHOSEN ME XD) and he has Liverpool and West Ham fans in his family ;) Apart from that, he's an awesome teacher and a crazy and funny person XD We had a lot of fun during his class ;) (BONUS : He's a cutie, he's making me think of a cuter David Tennant, especially with his accent.) I made a good choice when I decide to take him as my oral teacher ;)
SUNDAY ETA : Bolton - Man Utd : 2-2. TEH CRAZY IS NOT DED YET ! WHAT IS THIS WEEK END ! WILL THIS SPELL AFFECT THE CL ?