YET ANOTHER DRAW FOR LIVERPOOL, YET ANOTHER POOR PERFORMANCE FOR LIVERPOOL.
WE ARE FUCKED, WE ARE FUCKED. WE ARE NOT WINNING ANYTHING THIS SEASON. IT'LL BE A MIRACLE IF WE FINISH MIDTABLE IN THE PL. IT'LL BE LUCKY IF WE DON'T COMPLETELY FUCK UP THE EUROPAN LEAGUE. WE WON'T GO TO THE CL NEXT SEASON AND WE'LL PROBABLY LOSE QUALITY PLAYERS AGAIN.
WHY AM I SO DOWN YOU ASK ?
WE DREW AGAIN. WE HAD AN INCONSISTENT (READ : OOOOH GOOD AND THEN WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING LFC !) SHITE PERFORMANCE. FEW POSITIVE THINGS IF ANY (PEPE SAVED OUR ASSES AGAIN, TORRES WANTS SO MUCH TO SCORE AND MAKE AN IMPACT THAT HE WAS ALL OVER THE PITCH TODAY :( TOO BAD HE DID NOT SCORE.) WE PLAY WAY TOO DEFENSIVE, POULSEN SHOULD NOT START (OR PLAY AT ALL.), ROY SHOULD STOP PLAYING PLAYERS IN THEIR NOT-POSITION, WHY DIDN'T ROY PLAY NGOG ? WHYYYYYY ? HE SCORED FIVE TIMES IN FIVE MATCHES IN THE EUROPA LEAGUE BUT NOOOOO, EVEN THOUGH HE IS ON THE BENCH WE ARE NOT PLAYING HIM. NOOOOOO, WE ARE TAKING COLE OFF FOR MAXI. BECAUSE THAT MAKES BLOODY SENSE !
THIS KIND OF MATCH, EVEN THOUGH WE DON'T LOSE HURTS MORE THAN A LOSS. THIS IS NOT LIVERPOOL.
AND IT ISN'T THE WORST YET. AFTER THE END OF THE MATCH, I KNEW IT WAS COMING, I WAS WAITING FOR IT (in a masochistic kind of way) ROY'S REACTION. AND BOY, IT DID NOT DISAPPOINT. AND THIS IS WHY LIVERPOOL IS FUCKED. THIS WON'T BE A TRANSITIONAL PERIOD. LIVERPOOL WILL BECOME A FULHAM-TYPE TEAM.
SOME EXCERPTS FOR THIS WONDERFUL INTERVIEW (I STARTED CRYING AS I WAS READING IT... )
"It was a good point. We knew it was going to be a tough game. The occasions when they created some chances were largely of our own making. They were the result of unfortunate individual errors. I thought the shape of the team and the way we approached the game - I can have nothing but praise for my team."
NOTHING BUT PRAISE FOR THE TEAM ? WERE YOU WATCHING THE SAME BLOODY MATCH ? WE MADE SOME SHITTY MISTAKES AND WE WERE LUCKY WE DID NOT CONCEDE A GOAL BECAUSE OF THEM. THE SHAPE OF THE TEAM IS NOT WORKING. THE WAY YOU PLAY SOME PLAYERS IS NOT WORKING, DAMMIT. DON'T PLAY POULSEN AND LUCAS TOGETHER. PLAY LUCAS AND MEIRELES FOR INSTANCE. I'M SURE IT'LL WORK BETTER.
"We created some good chances ourselves also. It wasn't a dull 0-0, there was activity at both ends of the field."
WTF ? NOT DULL. NOT BORING. I DON'T KNOW THE FUCK YOU'RE SMOKING ROY BUT IT'S SOME POWERFUL SHIT.
"Utrecht did well. They were as determined and committed as we expected them to be, so we had to be at our best defensively and we were."
WE DID WELL DEFENSIVELY. RIIIIIIIIIIIGHT. I'M STARTING TO THINK YOU WERE SLEEPING DURING THE MATCH. WE HAD SOME GOOD DEFENDING HERE AND THERE BUT OVERALL OUR DEFENSE NEED TO BE WORKED ON A FUCKING LOT. EVEN MORE CONSIDERING OUR TWO LEFTBACK ARE INJURED, DANNY IS INJURED AS WELL, KELLY IS A NATURAL RIGHTBACK AND ONLY A MAKESHIFT LEFTBACK. NOT TO FORGET OUR TWO CENTRE BACK BOTH PLAYED WITH HEAD INJURY.
BLESS PEPE ONCE AGAIN FOR SAVING US (AND RAUL FOR THAT HEADER ;_;)
"We saw some very determined chasing down from the Dutch forwards, their crossing and attacking the ball from crossing was good and it was easy to see why Utrecht have got a very good home record."
OR MAYBE WE WERE JUST SHITE ?
"So it's a good point to take back to Liverpool. Four points out of two games. It's the first time we haven't won one of these games but to be honest it would have been unfortunate for them if we'd won the game tonight. They would have felt hard done by. For me, a draw was a more than satisfactory result."
YOU HAVE TO BE KIDDING. YOU GOT TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME. WE SHOULD BE HAPPY WITH A FUCKING DRAW ? IT'S A MORE THAN SATISFACTORY RESULT ? WE'RE SUPPOSED TO GIVE A FLYING FUCK IF IT WOULD HAVE BEEN UNFORTUNATE FOR THE OTHER TEAM TO LOSE ? IS THIS REAL LIFE ? ARE YOU OFF YOUR ROCKER, ROY ? WE ARE LIVERPOOL, FUCKING LIVERPOOL. WE ARE NOT A MIDTABLE TEAM, WE ARE NOT FULHAM. WE DON'T DO DRAWS. WE ARE NOT HAPPY WITH DRAWS. WE ARE SUPPOSED TO WIN. HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO GET BETTER AND START WINNING IF THE FUCKING MANAGER DOES NOT EVEN REALISE THAT SOMETHING IS NOT WORKING.
OF COURSE THAT WOULD MEAN REALISE THAT HE HAS A HUGE PART IN THE PROBLEM AS WELL, WITH THE TOO DEFENSE STRATEGY-NOT OFFENSIVE ENOUGH AMBITION, WITH THE LATE SUBS NOT MAKING ANY SENSE, WITH THE LACK OF AMBITION FROM HIM.
"I think the group is going to be very tight. The other game finished in a draw. We're top with four, then Utrecht and Napoli with two points and Steaua Bucharest with one point. It's already quite close and I think it will be close right until the end with the way this group is panning out."
AND IF YOU HAVEN'T FUCKED UP AND PLAYED STEVIE, MAYBE WE WOULD ALREADY HAVE A FOUR POINTS GAP BETWEEN US AND THE OTHER TEAMS. BUT NOOOOOOO, IT'S ONLY THE SECOND GAME AND SINCE WE'RE DOING SO WELL AT THE MOMENT, WE DON'T NEED TO DO ANYTHING TO WIN. FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU. IT WILL BE CLOSE IF YOU DO EVERYTHING THING FOR IT TO BE CLOSE, ROY.
"We don't play with wingers. The way he plays and the way Joe Cole plays, we think (playing wide midfield) is more than suited to their qualities."
I CAN'T EVEN. " WE DON'T PLAY WITH WINGERS " ? SOMEONE JUST KILL ME RIGHT NOW. THE WAY THINGS ARE LOOKING, ANOTHER DRAW IS WAITING FOR US ON SATURDAY. THIS IS BRILLIANT. (AND YNWA STARTS PLAYING. FML. CRYING.)
AT LEAST MANCHESTER CITY DREW AS WELL. (AND RM & BAYERN WON ON TUESDAY.)
JUST WAITING FOR MY DAD TO GO TO BED SO I CAN TAKE SOME BOOZE. I FUCKING NEED IT. DON'T WANT TO GO TO SCHOOL TOMORROW :(