my offensive-yet-entertaining surveys
*WARNING* THE FOLLOWING CONTAINS MATURE SUBJECT MATTER THAT MAY RESULT IN YEARS OF THE BASHING OF BRIAN. VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED.
remember that one funny survey i posted here a year and three days ago. well, i just found it and i never lived up to my end of the bargain. so now i'm actually going to write them for joan and jenny, although some of the choices may not seem funny but offensive or vulgar. should you two get mad, you're welcome to bash me. oh well, enjoy!
what is joan's future?
1. a "yung ho" lawyer
2. happily married to jessica
3. a wig collector (that'll teach you to dye your hair over and over again)
4. still 5'1"
5. working at planet bowl
6. impersonating a blonde
7. fatty-fat-fat
what is jenny's future?
1. chili-tester
2. eight years university and ongoing
3. pornstar
4. unlicenced doctor
5. writing hallmark cards
6. eating philly steak
7. making daily threatening phone calls to brian asking "where's my story?"
pick only three answers for each survey, NO MORE!
Again, i will tabulate votes in a week, and suggestions are most welcome, such as who should i insult next, or what kind of question should i ask, that kind of crap.
Furthermore, if you are afraid of these two looking to see what others have said about them, take advantage of the "post comment as anonymous" function rather than not answering.
remember that one funny survey i posted here a year and three days ago. well, i just found it and i never lived up to my end of the bargain. so now i'm actually going to write them for joan and jenny, although some of the choices may not seem funny but offensive or vulgar. should you two get mad, you're welcome to bash me. oh well, enjoy!
what is joan's future?
1. a "yung ho" lawyer
2. happily married to jessica
3. a wig collector (that'll teach you to dye your hair over and over again)
4. still 5'1"
5. working at planet bowl
6. impersonating a blonde
7. fatty-fat-fat
what is jenny's future?
1. chili-tester
2. eight years university and ongoing
3. pornstar
4. unlicenced doctor
5. writing hallmark cards
6. eating philly steak
7. making daily threatening phone calls to brian asking "where's my story?"
pick only three answers for each survey, NO MORE!
Again, i will tabulate votes in a week, and suggestions are most welcome, such as who should i insult next, or what kind of question should i ask, that kind of crap.
Furthermore, if you are afraid of these two looking to see what others have said about them, take advantage of the "post comment as anonymous" function rather than not answering.