Dec 29, 2005 18:16
Once I read a newspaper article about one of the most famous founders of an elite brothels' net of her time. Madam was kindly answering the questions journalists were asking her, and once she was asked about the reason of her occupation choice. And the answer was rather simple: "It came to me a long time ago, that there are two things that are always welcome no matter what happens in politics - food and sex! I have never been a good cook..."
Man, in that case I appear to be more skilled: I was frying pancakes for my children when I was twenty! A week ago me and my driver came to Jana, a director of mine. I was hungry and I went to the kitchen to fry some eggs, a second later they came with their eyes wide open to see that miracle - Yulia is cooking!:)) OMFG what happens to the world, seems like I have to stop eating in the restaurant in order not to forget how to fry eggs... I cant help that I better handle men's cocks...