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We've built a new spam quarantine system at work, so of course that means we have to spend time constantly looking at our spam to see if it's working. And collecting it, so we can judge when the disk will overflow. (I've put in a request for a terrabyte of space just for the spam quarrantine...)
This yields bits of spam that amuse me... These are all subjects.
This yields bits of spam that amuse me... These are all subjects.
- We found hot slut for you !
- Gosh, thanks guys. I'm touched. I didn't even know you were looking!
- Brunette TEENOS Myasturbating & Epating Ciondom
- Ok, the "misspell things so the spam scanner doesn't understand it (failed) but the human does (failed)" trick doesn't work if the person receiving it doesn't understand it! How the hell do you Epate?
- hardc0re lesb1ans 1n preh1st0r1c c0stumes seduct1vely
- I 1der what they're seduct1vely do1ng? Or 1s 1t just the costumes that are seduct1ve on their own?
- barely legal boys gangbanging horny granny plumper
- Ok, that's just a a terrifying mishmashed barrage of random fetishes...
- YOUR EMAIL HAS WON ?244,610.00
- Yay! But, wait.... What's my email doing entering contests? What else does it do while my back is turned?
- beforetime in pieces; the thee and I have set the herds, and
- Anti-bayesian filter poisoning.. Yet, intriuging.. Now I want the rest of the story. I mean, why did thee and I set the herds? Set them where? And whyfore did everything go to pieces afterwards??
- HOTMAOMS Tzanned Blonde In Lpingerie Sdhows Hbandjob.
- Ok, I think this has to be pronounced in one of african click languages. HbandCLICKjob. Probably from the HOTMAOMS tribe. Related to the Zulu I wouldn't be surprised...