big fat drabble
Title: Sissy Instinct
Author: me, of course
Pairing: shigepi, mentioning of ryoda
Rating: PG-13...
Genre: sex, alcohol, and Shige's favourite band :P
Disclaimer: I don't own people. I have no idea if Shige as much as knows who Rammstein are. I only know of one person who bites in bed and it's not Ueda.
Author Notes: The sole reason for writing this drabble was me finding THIS among my CDs. I'm sure I told you once Pi was born to be connected with Slavian languages, he just doesn't know. But I needed a boy who'd go well with the German part, and aurislothol has chosen Shige. Just picture him banging his head... Spiel mit mir, ein spiel :P
That Katou had his 'dark' side was no secret to anyone. It was pretty much obvious. There were simply the days when he wouldn't talk to anybody and while he wasn't snappy like Ryo, he still emitted the vibes of an wild animal that shouldn't be approached.
Or so he liked to think about it.
After all, everybody has the times when they need to feel like they're powerful, mighty creatures of pure evil, right? No? Well, Shige had them. It could have something to do with a job of an cute teenager's idol singing fluffy songs of happy birthday's and horoscopes.
"Hey... guys, can you hear it? What's the noise?" YamaPi has asked suddenly. All NEWS members were sitting in Katou's living room getting something from around happy (Koyama) through whiney (Tegoshi) to just simply plastered (Nishikido) with a little help from shochu. There was no occasion, they simply had an unexpectedly free evening on their hands and didn't come up with anything smarter to do.
"Whuuuut?..." Ryo answered Pi's worries very late, yet he was the only one to do it at all. "You getting delusional, Yamashita?.. You know, dementia at this age..."
He didn't get a chance to finish his statement on what dementia at Pi's age could mean, as he got interrupted by Masuda.
"No, I can hear that too. Yuya, can you?"
"So it's not the demons inside my head?.." Tegoshi asked sleepily.
"No, it's not, who told you that?" As Massu got worried about his friend, Yuya's hand pointed somewhere that with a bit of good will could be interpreted as 'at Nishikido'. Then he fell asleep.
"Anyway, what's the noise?" Pi wouldn't give up, and shoved Koyama who so far seemed far too occupied with his own fingernails to even care about what was being discussed.
"Dunno, Shige's listening to Rammstein again?"
The others looked ignorant.
"He's got those days again" Koyama kindly explained "you know, those days."
For a moment there was silence, but after several seconds of gazing at the space Yamashita got struck by a lightning of realization. Metaphorically (although some testified about a light coming down onto his head, these were fuzzed Ryo and sleeping Yuya both mumbling incoherently).
"So that's why we've got Tegoshi!"
Massu, Koyama and Nishikido gave their leader an 'interested' look. Their minds were open enough at that moment to accept many viewpoints and philosophies, logic being no real enemy to them.
"I mean" Pi continued "everybody's thinking this Sleeping Beauty over here is a girl and the attention is being drawn away from the real one!"
While Masuda and Nishikido were processing the newly acquired piece of information, Koyama simply laughed it off.
"No, Pi, as much as you'd enjoy it, Shige is no girl. I assure you."
"You checked?" somehow it sounded very serious.
"Maybe" Koyama grinned. "But what I meant by 'those days' is his evil phase. You know, black clothes, German industrial, sex, horror movies, biting people..."
"Tatsuya?" Ryo mumbled but no one paid attention, as at the same time Pi got to the part that was most interesting for him.
"Sex?" he made sure he heard it right.
"Yeah, but he bites damn hard and the bondages are..."
"Someone please shut up Ryo?"
Answering Pi's plea Massu poured another glass of shochu for Ryo and effectively put him out of the game for the night with it.
"So" YamaPi got back to the matter at hand. "Sex? Isn't it a bit out of the line? I mean, the other things you listed are all pretty pessimistic. Save for German industrial, never heard it."
"You hear it now. Well, whatever get's out of Shige's headphones and reaches here. It's way too loud, he's gonna ruin his hearing if it goes on like thi..."
"Sex, Koyama, focus on sex."
"You go there and focus on it yourself" Koyama shrugged. "If you can, that is. For me, Shige's evil phases are quite cute, but he hates it when I laugh at it so I'm banned from interfering."
"I'm not gonna laugh" Pi said and stood up, soon to disappear behind Shige's bedroom door.
Koyama and Masuda looked at each other for a long moment. Massu visibly had some processing problems.
"Thought you and Shige were..."
Koyama sighed.
"Yeah, like everybody else. Look, as much as I adore Shigeko, I'd kick him out of my bed, I don't do kids. Plus I know for a fact Pi's actually helplessly in love with him."
"How do you know that?"
"Sissy instinct. Now, take care of your own kid and I'll call Ueda to pick up the corpse over here."
Author: me, of course
Pairing: shigepi, mentioning of ryoda
Rating: PG-13...
Genre: sex, alcohol, and Shige's favourite band :P
Disclaimer: I don't own people. I have no idea if Shige as much as knows who Rammstein are. I only know of one person who bites in bed and it's not Ueda.
Author Notes: The sole reason for writing this drabble was me finding THIS among my CDs. I'm sure I told you once Pi was born to be connected with Slavian languages, he just doesn't know. But I needed a boy who'd go well with the German part, and aurislothol has chosen Shige. Just picture him banging his head... Spiel mit mir, ein spiel :P
That Katou had his 'dark' side was no secret to anyone. It was pretty much obvious. There were simply the days when he wouldn't talk to anybody and while he wasn't snappy like Ryo, he still emitted the vibes of an wild animal that shouldn't be approached.
Or so he liked to think about it.
After all, everybody has the times when they need to feel like they're powerful, mighty creatures of pure evil, right? No? Well, Shige had them. It could have something to do with a job of an cute teenager's idol singing fluffy songs of happy birthday's and horoscopes.
"Hey... guys, can you hear it? What's the noise?" YamaPi has asked suddenly. All NEWS members were sitting in Katou's living room getting something from around happy (Koyama) through whiney (Tegoshi) to just simply plastered (Nishikido) with a little help from shochu. There was no occasion, they simply had an unexpectedly free evening on their hands and didn't come up with anything smarter to do.
"Whuuuut?..." Ryo answered Pi's worries very late, yet he was the only one to do it at all. "You getting delusional, Yamashita?.. You know, dementia at this age..."
He didn't get a chance to finish his statement on what dementia at Pi's age could mean, as he got interrupted by Masuda.
"No, I can hear that too. Yuya, can you?"
"So it's not the demons inside my head?.." Tegoshi asked sleepily.
"No, it's not, who told you that?" As Massu got worried about his friend, Yuya's hand pointed somewhere that with a bit of good will could be interpreted as 'at Nishikido'. Then he fell asleep.
"Anyway, what's the noise?" Pi wouldn't give up, and shoved Koyama who so far seemed far too occupied with his own fingernails to even care about what was being discussed.
"Dunno, Shige's listening to Rammstein again?"
The others looked ignorant.
"He's got those days again" Koyama kindly explained "you know, those days."
For a moment there was silence, but after several seconds of gazing at the space Yamashita got struck by a lightning of realization. Metaphorically (although some testified about a light coming down onto his head, these were fuzzed Ryo and sleeping Yuya both mumbling incoherently).
"So that's why we've got Tegoshi!"
Massu, Koyama and Nishikido gave their leader an 'interested' look. Their minds were open enough at that moment to accept many viewpoints and philosophies, logic being no real enemy to them.
"I mean" Pi continued "everybody's thinking this Sleeping Beauty over here is a girl and the attention is being drawn away from the real one!"
While Masuda and Nishikido were processing the newly acquired piece of information, Koyama simply laughed it off.
"No, Pi, as much as you'd enjoy it, Shige is no girl. I assure you."
"You checked?" somehow it sounded very serious.
"Maybe" Koyama grinned. "But what I meant by 'those days' is his evil phase. You know, black clothes, German industrial, sex, horror movies, biting people..."
"Tatsuya?" Ryo mumbled but no one paid attention, as at the same time Pi got to the part that was most interesting for him.
"Sex?" he made sure he heard it right.
"Yeah, but he bites damn hard and the bondages are..."
"Someone please shut up Ryo?"
Answering Pi's plea Massu poured another glass of shochu for Ryo and effectively put him out of the game for the night with it.
"So" YamaPi got back to the matter at hand. "Sex? Isn't it a bit out of the line? I mean, the other things you listed are all pretty pessimistic. Save for German industrial, never heard it."
"You hear it now. Well, whatever get's out of Shige's headphones and reaches here. It's way too loud, he's gonna ruin his hearing if it goes on like thi..."
"Sex, Koyama, focus on sex."
"You go there and focus on it yourself" Koyama shrugged. "If you can, that is. For me, Shige's evil phases are quite cute, but he hates it when I laugh at it so I'm banned from interfering."
"I'm not gonna laugh" Pi said and stood up, soon to disappear behind Shige's bedroom door.
Koyama and Masuda looked at each other for a long moment. Massu visibly had some processing problems.
"Thought you and Shige were..."
Koyama sighed.
"Yeah, like everybody else. Look, as much as I adore Shigeko, I'd kick him out of my bed, I don't do kids. Plus I know for a fact Pi's actually helplessly in love with him."
"How do you know that?"
"Sissy instinct. Now, take care of your own kid and I'll call Ueda to pick up the corpse over here."