BREAK A BOTTLE, MAKE YOUR BODY WADDLE.

[gizmospur]

Comments

[lowbatterie]

YES I WAS HIGHLY FAILTASTIC LAST WEEK

UNFORTUNATELY MY LAMEITY MCFAILFACE OF A COMPUTER DECIDED TO SPAZ OUT (PROBABLY GOT TOO EXCITED ABOUT CAPSLOCK TUESDAY) TODAY AND JUST STARTED WORKING A FEW MINUTES AGO, ABOUT FIFTEEN 'TIL MIDNIGHT

I PLAN TO BE LESS FAIL NEXT WEEK.

SCALE OF FAIL TO WIN

FAIL -X----------- WIN <---- LAST WEEK
FAIL ----X-------- WIN <---- THIS WEEK
FAIL ????????????? WIN <---- NEXT WEEK

WHO KNOWS?

[gizmospur]

IZ OKAY. CLEARLY WE STILL HEART YOU AS YOU HAVEN'T BEEN SENT TO THE MOCKERY ONLY SIDE OF THE CAMP. THOUGH I HAVE BEEN TOLD IT'S ACTUALLY PRETTY COOL OVER THERE. DON'T QUOTE ME ON THAT OR ANYTHING BUT THIS IS WHAT SOME PEEPOS SAY.

YEAH YEAH YEAH BLAIM IT ON YOUR PUTER (THOUGH YOU THREW IN EXCITEDNESS OVER CAPSLOCK SO VERY WELL DONE BLAME JOB, MISSY)

NEXT WEEK FEELS LIKE A MAJOR FAIL WEEK FOR ME SO MEBBE YOU'LL GET THE GOOD END OF THE SPECTRUM WHILE I SEA-SAW ON THE OTHER SIDE? THEN YOU CAN HARASS THE NAZI BUT SRSLY, NEVER KNOW WHAT I'LL LIKE, SO BE CAREFUL!

[lowbatterie]

I'LL DO MY BEST

SEE-SAWS ARE FUN THOUGH, DEFINITELY IN THE COOL CAMP FA SHO

HAIL GIZMO, EVER CAPSLOCKY NAZI *SALUTES*

[gizmospur]

UMMM, SO YOU'RE TOTS GETTING SPECIAL, SOUPER SEKRET AWESOME BONUS POINTS FOR BEING UP IN THE T.X.

WIN!

[lowbatterie]

DAMN STRAIGHT

I'M SORRY I GET HIGHLY INDIGNANT ABOUT TEXAS, ESPECIALLY SINCE MY PARENTS SHIPPED ME OFF TO THAT COLLEGE IN THE STATE NEXT DOOR (THE ONE THAT LOOKS LIKE A SOCK AND HAS SWAMPS AND COUNTRY PEOPLE TO THE EAST) AND PEOPLE THERE ARE ALL LIKE

OMG TEXAS, SRSLY?

AND I'M LIKE FUCK YEAH BITCH DON'T MESS WITH TEXAS

[gizmospur]

DO NOT MESS WITH THE BIG TX, FOR SRS

EVERYONE KEEPS ASKING WHAT THE POST-GRADUATION PLANS ARE RECENTLY AND I JUST MAKE SOME KIND OF AWFUL WHIMPERING NOISE BEFORE GOING ALL GRABBY HANDS IN THE DIRECTION OF TEXAS. IT'S REALLY PATHETIC BECAUSE NO ONE UNDERSTANDS BUT I MIIIIISSSS IT

[lowbatterie]

I UNDERSTANNNNND I HAVEN'T BEEN HOME IN THREE MONTHS AND I'M DYINGGG I AM CURRENTLY COUNTING DOWN THE DAYS UNTIL I AM FLYING BACK. ONCE I'M ON THE PLANE I'M GOING TO BE GLUED TO THE WINDOW LOOKING FOR A SIGNAL THAT I'M BACK HOME

YOU KNOW BANNERS FLYING, FIREWORKS, "IT'S ABOUT DAMN TIME YOU GOT BACK" WRITING IN THE SKY

[gizmospur]

I AM WITH YOU ON THAT ONE, SO4SRS. EVERYTIME I FLY HOME IT'S LIKE "DAMN IT I WANNA CELEBRATION PARADE BECAUSE RETURNING IS SRSLY THE BEST THING EVAAAAR."

AND OF COURSE EVERYONE AROUND ME IS GOING "WELL DUH, YA DUMBASS. THAT'S WHY WE ALL STAYED WHEN YOU LEFT, STUPID FUCK." THEN I GET ALL POUTY AND SAD AND HUG THE GROUND A LIL MOAR.

[lowbatterie]

MY FIRST DAY BACK IS DEDICATED TO A FEW THINGS

A) KISSING GROUND WORTHY OF BEING KISSED
B) HUGGING AFOREMENTIONED GROUND
C) EATING REAL MEXICAN FOOD BECAUSE MEXICANS ARE MAKING IT AND I LIKE IT THAT WAY, DAMN IT

YEAH, PEOPLE/FRIENDS/STRANGERS DO ASK ME WHY THE FUCK I LEFT

IT TAKES ME A WHILE TO ANSWER THEM

[gizmospur]

EXCEPT MEL WILL STILL BE RECEIVING HELL BECAUSE SHE PULLED A DRIVE-BY SHOW UP AND THAT'S ALL KINDSA LAME BULLSHIT. THOUGH BETTER LATE THAN NEVER, ALRIGHT FINE. YES.

OMG YOU'RE SUCH AN INSTIGATOR

[gizmospur]

I PERSONALLY FEEL LIKE THERE SHOULD BE SOME KIND OF "DO NOT SPIT UNLESS YOU CAN HANDLE RETURN FIRE" CLAUSE IMPLEMENTED SOMEWHERE.

[gizmospur]

NOT A LITTLE PISSY THIS EVENING, ARE YOU BB? IT'S SO SCHEXY.

BUT IF YOU PROFILE IT THAN YOU LOSE BITCHING OPPORTUNITIES LATER...