Happy All Fools' Day...

[ysabet]

So:  To get the ball rolling... anybody know any good limericks?  Yes, limericks.  It's the First Of April, y'all, and I for one could do with a joke or two!  So dig 'em out, the ruder the better, or clean if you don't know any rude ones; I'll start with a clean one for public consumption and then add a rude one for seasoning; from that point, the

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[tively_split]

Ummmm... Well, I have no limericks, but: here's the funniest joke I would ever dare to say in public...
http://www.msxnet.org/humour/voodoo

[ysabet]

**dies** Oh man... Well, at least they both had a memorable evening. I'd hate to handle the paperwork, though. XD

[socchan]

I'm personally rather fond of much of what can be found here.

[marsdejahthoris]

I know it's late, but it's still the top post... And just remember, you DID ask. :)

A decrepit old gas man named Peter
Went hunting around for the meter.
While striking a light,
was blown clean out of sight,
And as anyone can see by reading this limerick, he also destroyed the meter.

There was a young lady of Nizes
Whose breasts were two different sizes.
One was so small
It was nothing at all,
But the other was large and one prizes.

There was a young man of Darjeeling
Who got on a bus bound for Ealing.
The sign at the door
said "Don't spit on the floor,"
so he carefuly spat on the ceiling.