While I'm on hold for eternity
I might as well do this meme.
A - Accent: Like, none that I'm aware of, dude.
B - Breakfast Item: blueberries if I can get them
C - Chore you hate: Cleaning bathroom. Hate hate hate hate hate. Also driving to San Bernardino on a weekday afternoon.
D - Dad's Name: Matthew
E - Essential everyday item: Chapstick
F - Flavor ice cream: Yes, I'm in favor of flavored ice cream.
G - Gold or Silver?: Gold, but only because silver makes my earlobes itch and swell up.
H - Hometown: Flagstaff, AZ.
I - Insomnia: About once a week.
J - Job Title: They say that appellate attorneys ride in after the battle is over and shoot the wounded. CRIMINAL appellate attorneys, however, ride in after the battle and try to bring the dead back to life.
K - Kids: Mine's the cutest.
L - Living arrangements: I arrange to go on living on a daily basis.
M - Mother's birthplace: Coal Run, Pennsylvania.
N - Number of significant others you've had: Only one was significant enough to marry.
O - Overnight hospital stays: One in 1972 and one in 2006.
P - Phobia: Neocons. Also styrofoam. Gives me the total shrieking willies. Ick.
Q - Queer?: Too damn straight.
R - Religious Affiliation: Agnostic
S - Siblings: 1 sister, 1/2 brother
T - Time you wake up: Can't see.
U - Unnatural hair colors you've had: Is it unnatural to have the same brown all your life?
V - Vegetable you refuse to eat: Green peppers.
W - Worst habit: Escapism.
X - X-rays you've had: teeth, left hand
Y - Yummy: Cheese, Gromit.
Z - Zodiac sign: "An Eye For An Eye Leaves The Whole World Blind" (at war protest march) and "Nation of Immigrants" at pro-immigration rally.