Apr 23, 2009 00:40
Free bagels anyone?
"Vegeta, what does the scouter say about how many bagels he has?"
"It's over nine thousaaand."
"What!?! Nine thousand!?!"
Actually its more like 111 but 5 of them are mini bagels and three of them are bagel loaf thingys. And of course Amanda and Brandon took 24 so overall we net 135 bagels. How can I afford so many bagels? And why? Dear god why would I need that many bagels? Well heres the deal, they were free. Yep free. And fresh too, baked just today. How is this possible you ask? Well... you know how the bagels at Panera or Big Apple Bagel are baked fresh each day? Well they have a lot of bagels left unsold at the end of the day. You know what they do with those bagels? They put them in plastic garbage bags, thick ones. All by themselves, no other trash, just bagels(well, and the papers the bagels were sitting on but that's sanitary).
It was an awesome adventure and super fun. I'd tell you the exact details but I'm tired and they are unimportant. I'm going to bed.
I think I'll have a bagel for breakfast.
OH, I guess they weren't totally free, I had to buy plastic ziplock bags to put them in and some cream cheese so I ended up spending like $5 because of them.
Seriously though, anyone want a some bagels?
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