Movies, Movies, Movies...No Life.
I know I haven't updated in a while. I am lazy and hate words. Also, I have been distracted with myspace. I love it. I love it with all my heart, soul, and arm. Recently, I have been putting thoughts of movies I have seen lately on my myspace blog. If you are not a myspace member, you can't read them. So, I am posting them here so that the whole world can share in my hilarity and movie expertise.
"In Good Company"
1. I would marry Topher Grace. I don't go for thin guys normally, but he is frickin' adorable and is so sweet. I just wanted to give him a hug.
2. On a more creepy note, I would also marry Dennis Quaid. He is a hot old man. I'm aroused AND creeped out.
3. What is up with that woman from C.S.I (she played Dennis Quaid's wife)? Her name is Marg. Seriously...Marg. Were her parents angry at her birth? What is up? Come on, Marg. Just put an "e" on that. Please. Marg isn't a name. It sounds like a cheese.
4. I don't see the fascination with Scarlett Johannsen. She is average-looking and sounds like she has a gobstopper in her throat. Someone help her. She is choking to death...very...slowly...
5. I got my car fixed! I know that this isn't related to the movie, but it is just exciting. Well, actually, it IS related to the movie. If you have seen it, then you know what I'm talking about.
"Diary of a Mad Black Woman"
1. That Shemar Moore guy (the one with the braids) is frickin' gorgeous. I have never been into black guys before (not for any particular reason, it is just a personal preference. I am not racist...White Power! I'm kiddin'.I love everyone equally...except Jews), but he makes me yearn for a Willy Wonka-sized chocolate waterfall. I would, however, hand him a razor if I ever saw him. He doesn't need to shave completely, but stubble is only "stubble" if the hair is short. His is on the verge of beard, and we all know that beards are only allowed if you are a lumberjack or an old, English man with a pipe...and fish and chips.
2. When Helen (Kimberly Elise, whom I adore. She is a genius and is pretty. A pretty genius. "Pretty" makes everything sound better.) goes off the deep-end, I was kind of happy that she finally was gettin' back at that bastard man, but I started to get scared. Pull it back. Pull...it...back..
3. I was skeptical that I would like a movie where a young man played an old, fat woman. I thought that it would hinder my ability to focus on the story b/c it would be too ridiculous. I was wrong. He was frickin' hysterical...as all three of the characters he played. I loved it. I was attracted to him too. Something about a man dressing up in a fat suit, mumu, and fake tits....drives me wild. Yum, Yum..gimme some.
Alright...that's it. Funny, touching movie that I highly recommend. Well done, Tyler Perry. Well done.
"The Wedding Date"
1. I heart Debra Messing. She is pretty, but not in a normal pretty way. She is pretty in a weird, unnatural way. That was meant to be a compliment. I also love her square nose. I want a square nose, one that can cut glass. That would be hot. I also like her red hair. Girls can pull off red hair, guys can't. I have yet to see a red headed boy that didn't look anemic.
2. Dermot Mulroney is my new crush. I am in love. We will get married...well, commitment ceremonied. I love that lip scar, those abs, that hair, that accent. I'm head over heels. I am his new stalker. I talk in simple sentences. I didn't pass the 4th grade. Conjunctions escape me.
3. The Jeffrey character that we are all supposed to hate is also hot. I hate him. I'd hate f**k him. I'm kidding! It was a joke....he'd hate f**k me!
4. This movie made me love London even more. It is gorgeous and has so much history. Also, alot of people are pale over there. I wouldn't have to tan anymore, and I'd still be attractive. Hoorah for no skin cancer!
Booya.
"In Good Company"
1. I would marry Topher Grace. I don't go for thin guys normally, but he is frickin' adorable and is so sweet. I just wanted to give him a hug.
2. On a more creepy note, I would also marry Dennis Quaid. He is a hot old man. I'm aroused AND creeped out.
3. What is up with that woman from C.S.I (she played Dennis Quaid's wife)? Her name is Marg. Seriously...Marg. Were her parents angry at her birth? What is up? Come on, Marg. Just put an "e" on that. Please. Marg isn't a name. It sounds like a cheese.
4. I don't see the fascination with Scarlett Johannsen. She is average-looking and sounds like she has a gobstopper in her throat. Someone help her. She is choking to death...very...slowly...
5. I got my car fixed! I know that this isn't related to the movie, but it is just exciting. Well, actually, it IS related to the movie. If you have seen it, then you know what I'm talking about.
"Diary of a Mad Black Woman"
1. That Shemar Moore guy (the one with the braids) is frickin' gorgeous. I have never been into black guys before (not for any particular reason, it is just a personal preference. I am not racist...White Power! I'm kiddin'.I love everyone equally...except Jews), but he makes me yearn for a Willy Wonka-sized chocolate waterfall. I would, however, hand him a razor if I ever saw him. He doesn't need to shave completely, but stubble is only "stubble" if the hair is short. His is on the verge of beard, and we all know that beards are only allowed if you are a lumberjack or an old, English man with a pipe...and fish and chips.
2. When Helen (Kimberly Elise, whom I adore. She is a genius and is pretty. A pretty genius. "Pretty" makes everything sound better.) goes off the deep-end, I was kind of happy that she finally was gettin' back at that bastard man, but I started to get scared. Pull it back. Pull...it...back..
3. I was skeptical that I would like a movie where a young man played an old, fat woman. I thought that it would hinder my ability to focus on the story b/c it would be too ridiculous. I was wrong. He was frickin' hysterical...as all three of the characters he played. I loved it. I was attracted to him too. Something about a man dressing up in a fat suit, mumu, and fake tits....drives me wild. Yum, Yum..gimme some.
Alright...that's it. Funny, touching movie that I highly recommend. Well done, Tyler Perry. Well done.
"The Wedding Date"
1. I heart Debra Messing. She is pretty, but not in a normal pretty way. She is pretty in a weird, unnatural way. That was meant to be a compliment. I also love her square nose. I want a square nose, one that can cut glass. That would be hot. I also like her red hair. Girls can pull off red hair, guys can't. I have yet to see a red headed boy that didn't look anemic.
2. Dermot Mulroney is my new crush. I am in love. We will get married...well, commitment ceremonied. I love that lip scar, those abs, that hair, that accent. I'm head over heels. I am his new stalker. I talk in simple sentences. I didn't pass the 4th grade. Conjunctions escape me.
3. The Jeffrey character that we are all supposed to hate is also hot. I hate him. I'd hate f**k him. I'm kidding! It was a joke....he'd hate f**k me!
4. This movie made me love London even more. It is gorgeous and has so much history. Also, alot of people are pale over there. I wouldn't have to tan anymore, and I'd still be attractive. Hoorah for no skin cancer!
Booya.