There's a scoundrel among us.
It seems as if events have taken a deeply troubling turn. Sticking to other individuals is one thing, the sort of activity that the rumors and whispers suggest is quite another! Still, I have the utmost confidence that Memento Eden has outstanding officers of the law who will bring the villain (or villains!) responsible swiftly to justice. Believe that I most enthusiastically look forward to seeing you work and wish you the very best of luck, my fine friends.
On a less serious note I have yet to meet my roommate. Yes, I do wonder what sort of person I shall have the pleasure of boarding with. I must admit, the sticky condition of much of the room is a bit of a puzzle (On the walls even! Is that candy? Well, I'm certainly not going to taste it to see!), to say nothing of the small costumes and...armaments. Why, all evidence seems to suggest a rather 'unique' personality. Hang it all, this speculation is accomplishing nothing! Let us meet properly, my dear Lambo!
(Private)
More questions by the minute it seems. Why do you have so many forms of identification on your person, Arsène? More importantly, why do so many of them bear different names? And what is this exquisite piece of natural beauty you've found tucked away in a secret pouch in your wallet? A black pearl. How very unusual to have a hold of such a treasure and keep it cleverly hidden away. There is something quite...intriguing about all this.
Yes, I do so look forward to seeing how the police handle this recent unpleasantness. (/Private)
On a less serious note I have yet to meet my roommate. Yes, I do wonder what sort of person I shall have the pleasure of boarding with. I must admit, the sticky condition of much of the room is a bit of a puzzle (On the walls even! Is that candy? Well, I'm certainly not going to taste it to see!), to say nothing of the small costumes and...armaments. Why, all evidence seems to suggest a rather 'unique' personality. Hang it all, this speculation is accomplishing nothing! Let us meet properly, my dear Lambo!
(Private)
More questions by the minute it seems. Why do you have so many forms of identification on your person, Arsène? More importantly, why do so many of them bear different names? And what is this exquisite piece of natural beauty you've found tucked away in a secret pouch in your wallet? A black pearl. How very unusual to have a hold of such a treasure and keep it cleverly hidden away. There is something quite...intriguing about all this.
Yes, I do so look forward to seeing how the police handle this recent unpleasantness. (/Private)