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yourseoulmate

I created the number twenty-nine

Jul 15, 2011 00:00

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WHY IS MY BIRTHDAY STILL A MONTH AWAY?!Hasn't anybody invented a spell that can move birthdays earlier in the year?! Or at least a calendar system where August is the first month! I still want my awesome birth date, but the fact that I'll have barely two weeks to enjoy legal magic outside of school is completely unfair. I'm ( Read more... )

wants cheese with that whine, captain cranky, all the tmi

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fearnoanvil July 15 2011, 09:07:11 UTC

i feel like i wasn't supposed to read this.

yourseoulmate July 15 2011, 13:31:10 UTC

You're never too young to learn vital information that could effect future generations!

fearnoanvil July 15 2011, 15:57:21 UTC

really??
ok i promise i will restrain myself!
but from what!!

1/2 yourseoulmate July 15 2011, 22:01:46 UTC

... um.

2/2 yourseoulmate July 15 2011, 22:02:11 UTC

Do you know where babies come from, John?

fearnoanvil July 16 2011, 01:00:30 UTC

duh, of course.
they come from cabbage.

yourseoulmate July 16 2011, 23:58:57 UTC

Hate to break it to you, but babies do not come from cabbage! Otherwise, kimchi would be as terrifying as it is delicious.

fearnoanvil July 17 2011, 00:55:30 UTC

i know, dude, i was messing with you.
kimwhat???

yourseoulmate July 18 2011, 04:14:12 UTC

You don't know what Kimchi is?!

John, the fact that you don't know what kimchi is means that the life you live is sad and incomplete. If you die tomorrow, this dire unfinished business will make your spirit be restless and unable to move on!

fearnoanvil July 20 2011, 12:54:24 UTC

oh crap!!!
i need to remedy this!!
but where do i buy this life-saving kimchan whatever??

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