I created the number thirty-eight [backdated to truth event]
Aaaand at long last, the results for G.H.O.S.T II and S.A.S.S I!! It was a really, really close match in all categories! So, don't worry if you were nominated but didn't make it to the top! You're all world-class first-place losers!
I mean runners-up!
Everyone, I ask you not to hyperventilate! I know this is something nobody cares about - Weird. I meant to write that this is something near and dear to everyone's hearts, if not the most beloved memory one may have of school or of their very life! And I can't even erase that other thing, even though it's totally true.
And again! Ugh. ANYWAY!
The award for Biggest Boobs goes to...
AMELIA KIRKLAND!
And by that I meant Sexiest Female Student!
The award for Sexiest Male Student Because Yancy Im is a 6.5 - 7.5 Depending on the Time of Day goes to...
LIKELY FUTURE MURDERER GRAHAM SPECTER!
Okay, now this is getting out of hand and is completely uncalled-for. Not the part before that guy's name, but the part about me! What's with the journals?!
The award for Sexiest Teacher goes to...
NOBODY!
Looks like people enjoy complete indecision! There was a four-way tie, which means that everybody wins! But also that everybody loses.
And finally, the award for Most Adorable Scamp goes to...
JADE HARLEY!
Once again, Hogwarts, thank you for participating in G.H.O.S.T and S.A.S.S! Too bad my journal's acting up in such a weird way. I wish there wasn't anything interfering with the posting of your results, but not as much as I wish the situation with my brother wasn't so no-win and terribl-
[Here, have almost a full page of ink-blots following the last possible thing he ever wants to talk about, ever.]
[ooc: Oh, truth, you are cruel to trolls. Nothing is filtered and all of it is game for poking at, although some things will obviously require more goading than others.]
I mean runners-up!
Everyone, I ask you not to hyperventilate! I know this is something nobody cares about - Weird. I meant to write that this is something near and dear to everyone's hearts, if not the most beloved memory one may have of school or of their very life! And I can't even erase that other thing, even though it's totally true.
And again! Ugh. ANYWAY!
The award for Biggest Boobs goes to...
AMELIA KIRKLAND!
And by that I meant Sexiest Female Student!
The award for Sexiest Male Student Because Yancy Im is a 6.5 - 7.5 Depending on the Time of Day goes to...
LIKELY FUTURE MURDERER GRAHAM SPECTER!
Okay, now this is getting out of hand and is completely uncalled-for. Not the part before that guy's name, but the part about me! What's with the journals?!
The award for Sexiest Teacher goes to...
NOBODY!
Looks like people enjoy complete indecision! There was a four-way tie, which means that everybody wins! But also that everybody loses.
And finally, the award for Most Adorable Scamp goes to...
JADE HARLEY!
Once again, Hogwarts, thank you for participating in G.H.O.S.T and S.A.S.S! Too bad my journal's acting up in such a weird way. I wish there wasn't anything interfering with the posting of your results, but not as much as I wish the situation with my brother wasn't so no-win and terribl-
[Here, have almost a full page of ink-blots following the last possible thing he ever wants to talk about, ever.]
[ooc: Oh, truth, you are cruel to trolls. Nothing is filtered and all of it is game for poking at, although some things will obviously require more goading than others.]