Sep 03, 2008 11:57
i had a weird dream.
i was going to a party or something and my mom was picking me up from a drug store and i was saying bye to rabab and then she started putting all this stuff into my bag and im like what are you doing shop lifting? and shes like shh! and so we get caught and it wasnt my fault and mr whizner came up to us he was a policeman with long purple fingernails. and he writes me up a ticket, and my mom starts crying and she dosent want to listne to my explination and then they take me to a food place and i get in and i see this pile of live animals and people just on top of the animals eating out their sides like a hamburger. it was like a frenzy. and then i get dragged in there and i grab a baby pig and i get out. and i run on to the bus. and im so scarred and hes squealing and he scared too. and i hide him under my jacket.i try to call ricky but i cant reach him but i finally reach him and im like come get me!! and hes like why? and im like just come get me! and hes like where are you and im like i dont know. and hes like what why? and im like you dont understand ill tell you later but then they bring out this heffer and they attack her like wolves or very lage carnivourous flies. and i cant talk and he gets frustrated and hangs up on me. and then all the people get on the bus and they are all dirty and bloody. and i hide the pig. but they ont seem to care because they are full and they understand my cause so they are like whatever. and then mr whizner the police man comes up to me and hes talking about make up to me or whatever and he was like i think im going to get my clit peirced. and im like okay. he asked me if it gets infected easyly and i said yes and hes like oh and then this old lady comes up to me with a giant camera and started taking pictures of me and im freaked out and shes like i throw up everyday to look like you and shes sooo old. and then some how i get home and they drop me off me and my pig. and im like bye and i wave and all of them are like bye!! and they wave and they go off. and i get to my house and my cousin igor is there. and then i put my pig down and im like hmm im going to call you food. and hes really happy and squealing and smelling everything. and tobias is sniffing him. and then. food grew really tall. just his legs. so he had incredibly long legs. and tobias was all little. and then i woke up.
im never eating meat again.
my dad is having steak and beer for breakfast.