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Feb 29, 2004 14:38

the weather is so beautiful today. all the beautiful people are out (so why am i inside?) haha, oh i'm funny. but seriously, lots of people are out which makes me happy. sometimes i wish i had a puppy so i could take it for a walk on really nice days like these. i have pumpkin, but i don't think that would work out ( Read more... )

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Pumpkin Goes For A Walk: A Short Story lifephorm March 1 2004, 07:42:40 UTC
Yeah, here's how it would go..

Pumpkin, on a leash, walking along with Caitlin..

Caitlin: It's a nice day for a walk!
Pumpkin: Yes, or maybe, some pancakes?
Caitlin: Pumpkin, you don't need pancakes, you just had your lunch.
Pumpkin: But there's an IHOP right there! I need syrup..
Caitlin: You're supposed to be losing weight, not gaining! That's why we're on a walk!
Pumpkin: But... I need energy to keep me going!

Pumpkin suddenly lays down on the sidewalk in protest.

Pumpkin: Come on, just one little short stack??
Caitlin: Pumpkin, I'm serious, you don't need anything more to eat, it's a nice day, let's just enjoy it. okay?

Pumpking climbs to his feet, frowning.

Pumpkin: Fine, but when we get home, I think a little snack is in order? Yes?
Caitlin: No. No, I'm not going to give in, you don't need to keep eating. And since when can you talk?
Pumpkin: I'm that hungry. Seriously.

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lifephorm March 1 2004, 07:53:27 UTC
god.. sorry for that last post. I just... I just love Pumpkin. He inspires me. His fatness inspires me.

actually I'm not sorry. That shit was gold. But anyway, I'ma buy you pickles & rootbeer for your birthday. But you scratch my back if I scratch yours, right? Well my birthday's coming up... It's a meatball year, me thinks?

hint hint

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