( voice; )

[yourgoddamnit]

[ Karkat coughs loudly, then sucks in a breath. His voice is quieter and even more hoarse than usual. Despite how desperately sick he is, somehow he manages to keep any grunts of pain to a minimum. ]

CAN'T EVEN FUCKING TYPE

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voice;

[lonelyglub]

Kar, Kar, oh my glub... is that you? Oh cod... I'm feelin a lot of stuff right noww.

[ERIDAN SOUNDS JUST AS SICK, IF NOT MORE.]

voice;

[yourgoddamnit]

NO IT'S HAGAR THE HORRIBLE.
YOU'RE A WIZARD, ERI.

voice;

[lonelyglub]

oh
okay
i think im goin to go curl up and die right here
i dont evven knoww wwhere i am

voice;

[yourgoddamnit]

SORRY, FINE.
YES I'M HERE.
ALL I CAN GATHER IS THAT WE'RE IN DISCEDO.
THE HOSPITAL WHERE I WAS FIRST REVIVED AFTER THE RAINBOW DRINKER FUCKSCAPADES.
YOU IN HERE TOO?

voice;

[lonelyglub]

]i think so
i mean i wwould wwander around and look but i reely dont feel like doin that right noww
i feel like someone fucked me sidewways and made fish sticks out a me

voice;

[yourgoddamnit]

SAME HERE.
I CAN'T EVEN SHIVER WITHOUT MY HUSK FEELING LIKE IT'S GOING TO BREAK OPEN.
WE SHOULD JUST LIE HERE
I GUESS
AT LEAST UNTIL THERE'S SOME DIRE NEED FOR US TO MOVE.

voice;

[lonelyglub]

i feel so cold
and the stars are black and empty
the generally vvoid feelin you knoww
and i am reachin but i am fallin
i dont
think ivve felt this much pain since
since that place in fake discedo

voice;

[yourgoddamnit]

I WOULD JUMP OFF A BRIDGE IF I COULD.
AT LEAST WE'RE NOT BEING DRAINED OF OUR DIGNITY
JUST OUR VITAL FLUIDS AND HOPE.
YOU'RE PRINCE OF FUCKING HOPE.
FIX US, YOU COCCYX.

voice;

[lonelyglub]

wwould you be mad if i told you
the wwell to the hope wwaters
are dried up
and there is no hope left
none
cod dammit wwhat evven happened?

voice;

[yourgoddamnit]

I WOULD SAY

FUCK.
BUT BEYOND THAT SINGLE NONPLUSSED YET SORROWFUL CRY
NOTHING ELSE.

I'M TRYING TO FIGURE IT OUT.
WHAT'S THE LAST THING THAT YOU REMEMBER?

voice;

[lonelyglub]

i remember bein clubbed in the head...
its a little fuzzy after that but i also remember a sort of peelin kind of pain
like
intense peelin
wwhich i didnt think wwas possible givven my skin

voice;

[yourgoddamnit]

THAT'S MORE THAN I'VE GOT.
JUST A SHARP SNAP.
A LOT OF PAIN IN MY NECK FOR A BRIEF SECOND
AND THEN I SUPPOSE I DIED.

WHAT WAS PEELING?

voice;

[lonelyglub]

...my skin
and then i remember a really bad pain to my thinkpan
and then i guess i must havve died then

voice;

[yourgoddamnit]

THEY FUCKING SKINNED YOU?
JEGUS FIG-KICKING FUCK.
OKAY THERE REALLY AREN'T ENOUGH FUCKWORDS IN MY VOCABULARY TO DESCRIBE THAT.

[ He sounds sick, a little sympathetic, and... unnerved? Something that he's not used to feeling. ]

voice;

[lonelyglub]

i [He has no words, maybe he is crying + vomiting and doesn't want Karkat to know ;o; ]

voice;

[yourgoddamnit]

[ Karkat will spare Eridan his dignity in the best way he knows how: acting apathetic and pretending he's not crying. ]

WONDER IF THEY DID THE SAME TO ME.
AND WHY.