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-- carcinoGeneticist [CG] RIGHT NOW posted to board A CITY IN WHICH THERE IS A LIMITED AMOUNT OF LIGHT AND IS NAMED AFTER AN EATING UTENSIL; INFESTED WITH AWKWARD TEENAGE GIRLS; ONE IN PARTICULAR IS A SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE WITH ALL THE GRACE OF A QUACKBEAST WITH ANTIFREEZE POISONING; SHE ATTRACTS THE ATTENTION OF AN EFFEMINATE RAINBOW DRINKER WITH AN
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uHHH,
aRE YOU MAKING THE POINT THAT,
rAINBOW DRINKERS ARE REAL,
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IF IT WEREN'T THE CASE THAT THIS IS ALL SO ABSURD I HATE MYSELF FOR SUPPORTING IT.
BUT YES.
I KNOW THIS BECAUSE THIS BIG BLUE ONE RIPPED MY FUCKING THROAT OUT AFTER DECIDING ERIDAN TASTES LIKE SHIT.
I'M NOT SURE WHETHER TO BE SMUGLY FLATTERED OR CONTINUING TO FEAR FOR MY LIFE.
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yOUR THROAT GOT, uHHHHH, rIPPED OUT,
i WOULDN'T BE, yOU KNOW, tHE ONE TO CAST DOUBT, oR SOME SUCH MALGRIEVANCE, bUT hOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE AFTER SUCH A, wELL, rUN IN,
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WHEN I SAW TROLL DEATH
I SIMPLY GAVE HIM THE FINGER
SHOWED HIM MY SICKLE
AND HE WAS SO FUCKING IMPRESSED BY MY THRESHECUTIONER SKILLS THAT HE JUST SAID,
"SHIT MAN.
NO WAY CAN I MATCH UP TO THIS TROLL DEMIGOD.
I BETTER SEND YOU BACK TO LIFE BEFORE YOU USURP ME."
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I DIDN'T.
SURVIVE I MEAN.
WE'RE JUST GIVEN EXTRA LIVES HERE THROUGH THE MIRACLE OF SCIENCE
OR SOME BULLSHIT LIKE THAT.
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