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-- carcinoGeneticist [CG] RIGHT NOW posted to board A CITY IN WHICH THERE IS A LIMITED AMOUNT OF LIGHT AND IS NAMED AFTER AN EATING UTENSIL; INFESTED WITH AWKWARD TEENAGE GIRLS; ONE IN PARTICULAR IS A SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE WITH ALL THE GRACE OF A QUACKBEAST WITH ANTIFREEZE POISONING; SHE ATTRACTS THE ATTENTION OF AN EFFEMINATE RAINBOW DRINKER WITH AN ENDLESS SUPPLY OF HAIR PRODUCTS; THEY SPARK A TURBULENT ROMANCE FILLED WITH BOTH RED AND BLACK FEELINGS; MORE RAINBOW DRINKERS ARRIVE IN ORDER TO CREATE TENSION IN THE REMAINDER OF THE FILM --
MY LIFE IS HAUNTED BY RAINBOW DRINKERS.
VAMPIRES.
WHATEVER YOU WANT TO CALL THEM.
CONGRATULATIONS ASSHOLES, I AM NOW SUCCESSFULLY TRAUMATIZED.
ARE YOU FUCKING HAPPY NOW?
PLEASE TELL ME THAT THE MUD AND RAIN MANAGED TO WASH AWAY ANY EVIDENCE OF MY BLOOD COLOR.
OTHERWISE I'M JUST GOING TO...
I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'D DO.
I'LL COME UP WITH A VIOLENT TIRADE FULL OF COPIOUS FUCKWORDS LATER.
AND TO TOP IT ALL OFF
NOW I HAVE TWO DOUCHE BAGS BARFING THEIR THINK PANS OUT ALL OVER THE FUCKING HIVE.
LOVELY.
MY LIFE IS HAUNTED BY RAINBOW DRINKERS.
VAMPIRES.
WHATEVER YOU WANT TO CALL THEM.
CONGRATULATIONS ASSHOLES, I AM NOW SUCCESSFULLY TRAUMATIZED.
ARE YOU FUCKING HAPPY NOW?
PLEASE TELL ME THAT THE MUD AND RAIN MANAGED TO WASH AWAY ANY EVIDENCE OF MY BLOOD COLOR.
OTHERWISE I'M JUST GOING TO...
I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'D DO.
I'LL COME UP WITH A VIOLENT TIRADE FULL OF COPIOUS FUCKWORDS LATER.
AND TO TOP IT ALL OFF
NOW I HAVE TWO DOUCHE BAGS BARFING THEIR THINK PANS OUT ALL OVER THE FUCKING HIVE.
LOVELY.