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[yourgoddamnit]

-- carcinoGeneticist [CG] RIGHT NOW posted to board A CITY IN WHICH THERE IS A LIMITED AMOUNT OF LIGHT AND IS NAMED AFTER AN EATING UTENSIL; INFESTED WITH AWKWARD TEENAGE GIRLS; ONE IN PARTICULAR IS A SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE WITH ALL THE GRACE OF A QUACKBEAST WITH ANTIFREEZE POISONING; SHE ATTRACTS THE ATTENTION OF AN EFFEMINATE RAINBOW DRINKER WITH AN

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[fierybluebird]

Why does your blood color matter?

[yourgoddamnit]

OH JEGUS NOT THIS EXPLANATION AGAIN.
TROLL SOCIETY HAS A HIERARCHY BASED ON BLOOD COLOR.
WHY DO YOU THINK THE OTHERS ARE SO
IT IS THE PINNACLE OF RETARDED IDEAS OUR SPECIES HAS EVER CONCOCTED.
I DON'T WANT TO BE REGARDED SIMPLY AS A MEMBER OF A CASTE.
SO I DON'T FLAUNT MY BLOOD COLOR LIKE EVERY OTHER TROLL IN EXISTENCE.

[fierybluebird]

So it's not that you care, it's that you specifically don't care? That's fine then.

[yourgoddamnit]

I MAKE A POINT OF NOT CARING.

[fierybluebird]

Oh goody.

Well, it was pretty much pouring, so hopefully between the sludge and seeds, it's obscure beyond recognition.

[yourgoddamnit]

FOR ONCE, THE ELEMENTS WERE IN MY FAVOR.
BUT I'LL SAY THIS:
ROLLING AROUND IN THE MUD WITH A GAPING WOUND?
NOT FUN.
AT LEAST I REACHED THE POINT WHERE DEATH WAS IMMINENT
SO I COULD ESSENTIALLY RAISE MY MIDDLE FINGER TO PAIN.

[fierybluebird]

Good job.

[yourgoddamnit]

THANKS, FUCKO.

[fierybluebird]

You're welcome.

[yourgoddamnit]

WELL.
NOW WHAT?

[fierybluebird]

Now you pick up the pieces of your life and get the fuck on with it.

That's how it usually goes anyway.

[yourgoddamnit]

WOW
IT'S NOT LIKE MY WHOLE REALITY HAS BEEN SHATTERED BY SOMETHING AS INCONSEQUENTIAL AS DEATH.
BUT WHATEVER
YOU'RE RIGHT.
RIGHT NOW I'M MORE ANNOYED BY THE SICK IDIOTS PUKING ALL OVER EVERYTHING.

[fierybluebird]

You know humans usually throw up in buckets. What do you guys use?

[yourgoddamnit]

WHAT.
THEY THROW UP
IN BUCKETS???
OH MY GOD.
THAT IS REVOLTING
ON SO MANY LEVELS.
SHIT
I'M LITERALLY NAUSEOUS FROM THAT THOUGHT.
FUCK BE RIGHT BACK NOW I HAVE TO THROW UP.
THANKS A LOT, FUCKASS.
I'LL JUST PUNCH ERI OUT OF THE WAY OF THE LOAD GAPER.
FUCK.

[fierybluebird]

[Just spreads his hands and shrugs.]

Better than all over the floor.

This is why bees are gross.

[yourgoddamnit]

[ finally returning: ]

NO.
IT'S A MILLION TIMES WORSE THAN THE FLOOR.
I NEVER WANT TO THINK ABOUT THAT AGAIN.