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( text ) Karkat: Break the first rule of Fight Club.

Jan 25, 2011 20:50

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13sugars January 26 2011, 02:42:49 UTC

[... Oh good, yes now he's completely lost. He's going to ignore the movie comparison because what.

Seriously what]

You know, I'd like to think of it less as whining and more as blowing off steam.

[Oh hey Karkat, remember this guy? Saw him for about five minutes? Had one wild Eri under his arm?]

text yourgoddamnit January 26 2011, 03:09:45 UTC

[ He didn't care to notice him as an individual and instead as a tool used to embarrass Eri. ]

ONCE EVERY SINGLE FUCKING PERSON IS DOING IT, IT NO LONGER QUALIFIES AS "BLOWING OFF STEAM." IT'S ASSAULT. THE VICTIM: THE HEARING MEMBRANE OF EVERY PERSON WHO DOESN'T GIVE A SHIT.

voice 13sugars January 26 2011, 03:15:11 UTC

[Ow, feelings Karkat]

It's better than keeping it bottled up? I mean, either way I suppose it's damaging, but it's less damaging to talk about it than it is to bottle it up.

[Says the reigning king of EVERYTHING IS FINE EVERYTHING IS OKAY AND HYPOCRISY IS A MYTH HURR]

text yourgoddamnit January 26 2011, 03:18:07 UTC

[ YOUR MISERY BRINGS HIM GLEE or something. ]

LET ME DEMONSTRATE HOW MUCH I CARE:

PLEASE HOLD YOUR HAND IN FRONT OF YOUR FACE.

ARE YOU DOING THAT?

voice 13sugars January 26 2011, 03:19:24 UTC

[... this is sad because he's pretty sure he knows where this is going.

whyishedoingitanywaysob]

Yes?

text THIS IS SADLY NOT THE FIRST TIME I HAVE DONE THAT yourgoddamnit January 26 2011, 03:26:16 UTC

[ oh do you now. ]

GOOD.

DO YOU SEE THE SPACE IN BETWEEN YOUR HAND AND YOUR FACE?

voice AH HA HA America is full of rage and capslock 13sugars January 26 2011, 03:28:27 UTC

[Yes. Yes he does.]

It'd be kind of bad if I didn't.

text; they're the same person obviously yourgoddamnit January 26 2011, 03:33:54 UTC

GOOD.

NOW GO JUMP OUT THE FUCKING WINDOW.

THE AMOUNT OF PAIN YOU EXPERIENCE IS DIRECTLY PROPORTIONAL TO HOW LITTLE I GIVE A SHIT.

[ I bet you didn't see that coming. ]

voice America. Deeply internalized issues. 13sugars January 26 2011, 03:38:00 UTC

[Nnnnope he can say that was actually completely out of left field!]

I'll just assume then.

[He's fallen off a cliff before so YAY WE ALREADY KNOW]

I'm finding it more and more amazing how Feferi seems to know all of you. First I get threatened with a gun and now I'm encouraged to jump out a window. Is there any more of you out there that I should be watching my back for?

text; all of his problems have manifested into this. this kid right here. yourgoddamnit January 26 2011, 03:53:35 UTC

OH MY GOD STOP BEING A FUCKING WRIGGLER.

I DIDN'T *PUSH* YOU OUT THE WINDOW. I'M NOT VRISKA.

YOU'RE EVEN MORE MORONIC FOR PRESUMING FEF CAN'T DISH IT OUT JUST AS WELL AS THE REST OF US. MAYBE HER KNOWING US HAS SOMETHING TO DO WITH THE FACT THAT THERE'S ONLY TWELVE OF US LEFT AND WE BASICALLY ALL SPEND OUR TIME IN THE SAME FUCKING ROOM.

And he is a little gray man with candy corn on his head 13sugars January 26 2011, 09:50:40 UTC

Wriggler?

Now, I never said you did, but what if I was really impressionable? [Good job Karkat, now he's going to be obnoxious.]

And I don't assume she can't, but her self control not to is pretty impressive.

[Pause~]

Only twelve?

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