( text ) Karkat: Break the first rule of Fight Club.
-- carcinoGeneticist [CG] RIGHT NOW posted to board DISCEDOCITY --
I'M TOO FUCKING TIRED TO TYPE "CG:" IN FRONT OF ALL OF MY COMMENTS. JUST PRETEND IT'S THERE.
FIRST, FUCK YOU ALL FOR COMPLAINING ABOUT YOUR LACK OF SLEEP. "BLUH BLUH I'VE BEEN GETTING POOR SLEEP FOR DAYS! I FEEL ANGRY!" WELCOME TO MY DAILY EXISTENCE YOU SAD SACKS OF CRAP. UNLESS YOUR DREAMS ARE HAUNTED WITH UNMENTIONABLE TERRORS THAT PUT THE YEARS OF BLOODY NIGHTMARES TO SHAME, I DON'T PITY YOU. NOT EVEN IN THE SLIGHTEST. NO ONE ELSE DOES EITHER.
IF YOU ARE THINKING ABOUT COMPLAINING TO THE PUBLIC (WHO ARE JUST AS TIRED AND IRRITABLE AS YOU, IF NOT MORE SO) ABOUT YOUR LITTLE PROBLEMS, DON'T. GET OVER YOURSELF. ANYONE WHO GETS THE URGE TO WHINE SHOULD IMMEDIATELY SPARE THE REST OF US THE REDUNDANCY BY INTRODUCING THEIR LOBE STEM TO A HATCHET.
TO ANSWER THOSE OF YOU CURIOUS: YES, YOU ARE GOING CRAZY. I KNOW. IT'S LIKE THERE'S A WHOLE FUCKING CITY OF ME OUT THERE.
WELCOME TO KARKAT HELL.
DESPITE EVERYTHING, I DO SYMPATHIZE WITH THOSE OF YOU WHO KNEW ONE OF THOSE THAT DISAPPEARED. I WASN'T PERSONALLY AFFILIATED TO ANY OF THEM, BUT THOUGH I'M A BATSHIT ASSHOLE, I'M NOT HEARTLESS. I HOPE YOU FIND THEM. I REALLY DO.
APPARENTLY TWO OF MY DUMPASS FRIENDS ARE ON THE CASE. IT'S LIKE TWO SEA-FARING DETECTIVES WHO APPEAR TO HAVE HAD SIMULTANEOUS BRAIN HEMORRHAGES, LEAVING BEHIND FILTH-INGESTING HUSKS THAT CAN DO NOTHING BUT PROLIFERATE THEIR OWN STUPIDITY. YES, THEY WILL NO DOUBT FIND THE MISSING.
ALSO QUESTION
IS IT JUST ME
OR IS REALITY SLOWLY TURNING INTO THAT MOVIE? YOU KNOW, "UNNAMED BLUE-BLOOD NARRATOR IS A BLAND NONENTITY THAT HAS AN UNSATISFACTORY LIFE; MONOPOLIZES ON OTHERS' MISERY IN ORDER TO ACHIEVE EMOTIONAL RELEASE; ENTERS INTO SYMBIOTIC RELATIONSHIP WITH EXCEPTIONALLY MORE ATTRACTIVE CLEANING ORANGE-BLOODED PRODUCT MANUFACTURER; HIS PERSONALITY IS COMPLEMENTARY TO THE PROTAGONIST'S; DIRECTOR INSERTS ATTRACTIVE CHARACTER INTO SINGLE FRAMES IN ORDER TO CREATE A SUBLIMINAL EFFECT AND THEREBY INTRODUCE THE THEME OF ALTERED PERCEPTIONS OF REALITY TO THE AUDIENCE; PROTAGONIST DOES NOT IMMEDIATELY CULL HIS MORE WORTHY COUNTERPART BUT INSTEAD ENGAGES HIM IN STAGED BATTLES; THE FIRST RULE OF FIGHT CLUB IS THAT YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT FIGHT CLUB; THE SECOND RULE IS A REITERATION OF THE FIRST AS AN EMPHASIS OF ITS IMPORTANCE; ETC..."
EXCEPT INSTEAD OF SEEING TROLL EDWARD NORTON I KEEP SEEING FLASHES OF SOME SNEERING PALE FUCKER WITH RED EYES.
GOD I HATE THAT GUY.
I'M TOO FUCKING TIRED TO TYPE "CG:" IN FRONT OF ALL OF MY COMMENTS. JUST PRETEND IT'S THERE.
FIRST, FUCK YOU ALL FOR COMPLAINING ABOUT YOUR LACK OF SLEEP. "BLUH BLUH I'VE BEEN GETTING POOR SLEEP FOR DAYS! I FEEL ANGRY!" WELCOME TO MY DAILY EXISTENCE YOU SAD SACKS OF CRAP. UNLESS YOUR DREAMS ARE HAUNTED WITH UNMENTIONABLE TERRORS THAT PUT THE YEARS OF BLOODY NIGHTMARES TO SHAME, I DON'T PITY YOU. NOT EVEN IN THE SLIGHTEST. NO ONE ELSE DOES EITHER.
IF YOU ARE THINKING ABOUT COMPLAINING TO THE PUBLIC (WHO ARE JUST AS TIRED AND IRRITABLE AS YOU, IF NOT MORE SO) ABOUT YOUR LITTLE PROBLEMS, DON'T. GET OVER YOURSELF. ANYONE WHO GETS THE URGE TO WHINE SHOULD IMMEDIATELY SPARE THE REST OF US THE REDUNDANCY BY INTRODUCING THEIR LOBE STEM TO A HATCHET.
TO ANSWER THOSE OF YOU CURIOUS: YES, YOU ARE GOING CRAZY. I KNOW. IT'S LIKE THERE'S A WHOLE FUCKING CITY OF ME OUT THERE.
WELCOME TO KARKAT HELL.
DESPITE EVERYTHING, I DO SYMPATHIZE WITH THOSE OF YOU WHO KNEW ONE OF THOSE THAT DISAPPEARED. I WASN'T PERSONALLY AFFILIATED TO ANY OF THEM, BUT THOUGH I'M A BATSHIT ASSHOLE, I'M NOT HEARTLESS. I HOPE YOU FIND THEM. I REALLY DO.
APPARENTLY TWO OF MY DUMPASS FRIENDS ARE ON THE CASE. IT'S LIKE TWO SEA-FARING DETECTIVES WHO APPEAR TO HAVE HAD SIMULTANEOUS BRAIN HEMORRHAGES, LEAVING BEHIND FILTH-INGESTING HUSKS THAT CAN DO NOTHING BUT PROLIFERATE THEIR OWN STUPIDITY. YES, THEY WILL NO DOUBT FIND THE MISSING.
ALSO QUESTION
IS IT JUST ME
OR IS REALITY SLOWLY TURNING INTO THAT MOVIE? YOU KNOW, "UNNAMED BLUE-BLOOD NARRATOR IS A BLAND NONENTITY THAT HAS AN UNSATISFACTORY LIFE; MONOPOLIZES ON OTHERS' MISERY IN ORDER TO ACHIEVE EMOTIONAL RELEASE; ENTERS INTO SYMBIOTIC RELATIONSHIP WITH EXCEPTIONALLY MORE ATTRACTIVE CLEANING ORANGE-BLOODED PRODUCT MANUFACTURER; HIS PERSONALITY IS COMPLEMENTARY TO THE PROTAGONIST'S; DIRECTOR INSERTS ATTRACTIVE CHARACTER INTO SINGLE FRAMES IN ORDER TO CREATE A SUBLIMINAL EFFECT AND THEREBY INTRODUCE THE THEME OF ALTERED PERCEPTIONS OF REALITY TO THE AUDIENCE; PROTAGONIST DOES NOT IMMEDIATELY CULL HIS MORE WORTHY COUNTERPART BUT INSTEAD ENGAGES HIM IN STAGED BATTLES; THE FIRST RULE OF FIGHT CLUB IS THAT YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT FIGHT CLUB; THE SECOND RULE IS A REITERATION OF THE FIRST AS AN EMPHASIS OF ITS IMPORTANCE; ETC..."
EXCEPT INSTEAD OF SEEING TROLL EDWARD NORTON I KEEP SEEING FLASHES OF SOME SNEERING PALE FUCKER WITH RED EYES.
GOD I HATE THAT GUY.