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( text ) Karkat: Break the first rule of Fight Club.

Jan 25, 2011 20:50

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text; that sneering pale fucker is you if you were a nation, karkat. freeglub January 26 2011, 01:51:37 UTC

KRABSNACK. W--E AR--E DOING SOM--E S------ERIOUS D-----ET-ECTIVE WORK H------ER--E. YOU S)(OULD COM-E )(--ELP US.

text; prussia is having a baby and the baby is karkat yourgoddamnit January 26 2011, 02:00:26 UTC

EXPLAIN TO ME HOW IN THE NAME OF EVERY FUCKWORD I HAVE EVER UTTERED IS SEEKING ANSWERS FROM FLIPPERBEASTS A VALID IDEA?

text; he'd birth his ragefriend it's true. freeglub January 26 2011, 02:13:33 UTC

)(AV--E YOU --EV-EN TRI--ED GLUBBING WIT)( T)(-----EM? T)(-EY'RE NOT SO BAD!

text; wearing booties yourgoddamnit January 26 2011, 02:16:59 UTC

YES I HAVE.

ONE OF THEM IS MY MINION. HIS NAME IS BENFROMLOST AND HE IS AS STUPID AS THE HUMAN CONCEPT OF SIN.

text; covered in peaches and cream freeglub January 26 2011, 02:26:15 UTC

I've seen you otter )(im about, but )(ave you GLUBBED wit)( )(im?!

text; there is no other kind yourgoddamnit January 26 2011, 02:34:59 UTC

I'M TOO TIRED TO DECODE YOUR MORONIC FISH PUNS, FEF. HOW DID YOU EVEN MANAGE TO USE "OTTER" AS A VERB AND NOT IMMEDIATELY HATE YOURSELF?

BUT YES. I'VE "GLUBBED" WITH HIM. OR ATTEMPTED TO. HE JUST KEEPS SPEWING THINGS ABOUT WHAT I CAN ONLY IMAGINE IS THE HUMAN EQUIVALENT TO THE TV SHOW "LOST (ON A FUCKING ISLAND FOREVER)."

text; there is only my superior rapping techniques freeglub January 26 2011, 02:44:12 UTC

MAYBE )(E'S TRYING TO TELL YOU SOMET)(ING ABOUT IT?!

LIKE )(OW T)(E MISSING FIS)( ARE LOST ON AN ISLAND FOREVER?!

text; there is only my Cal puppet yourgoddamnit January 26 2011, 02:55:09 UTC

HE'S BEEN TALKING LIKE THIS LONG BEFORE THE PEOPLE EVER WENT MISSING

THOUGH IF THEY ENDED UP IN PURGATORY/IN AN AIRCRAFT/WHATEVER THE FUCK THAT ISLAND WAS, I WOULDN'T BE SURPRISED.

text; you are now blind, melinda. freeglub January 26 2011, 03:01:29 UTC

ASK )(IM W)(-ER----E T)(AT IS!

text; /headbutt yourgoddamnit January 26 2011, 03:03:54 UTC

I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M ACTUALLY HAVING THIS CONVERSATION.

text; ;D freeglub January 26 2011, 12:40:24 UTC

ASK )(IM YOU COD DAMN MOT)(-ER GLUBB--ER!

text; oh hon hon yourgoddamnit January 29 2011, 08:35:00 UTC

JEGUS SHUT THE FUCK UP I'M DOING IT.

HE'S ASKING WHAT SEASON YOU WANT TO KNOW ABOUT.

I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT'S GOING ON ANYMORE.

text; freeglub January 29 2011, 14:25:40 UTC

...

Tell )(im t)(e sixt)( season.

text; yourgoddamnit January 30 2011, 07:15:21 UTC

HE'S TALKING ABOUT "FLASH SIDEWAYS" AND ALTERNATE TIME LINES. THAT'S THE ONLY PART THAT'S MAKING SENSE TO ME.

HE SAYS IN THE MAIN TIME LINE, HURLEY BECOMES THE PROTECTOR OF THE ISLAND WHILE OTHERS ESCAPE ON ANOTHER PLANE, WHILE IN THE FLASH SIDEWAYS IS LIKE A LIMBO IN WHICH ALL THE PLANE CRASH SURVIVORS MEET AGAIN.

WHAT

THE FUCK

IS HE TALKING ABOUT.

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