Kian Kian 06: In which some apologizing goes on.

[yourfaithfulpet]

[When the phone is picked up there's some nervous fiddling before she clears her throat and then finally gets on with what she'd wanted to say

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[unless_itsafarm]

This town is full of sissies who can't handle it when someone's telling them the truth, damnit!

... You shouldn't have to apologize for anything! They're the ones that are too damn sensitive!

[yourfaithfulpet]

I do too have to apologize! (Sometimes I think I should just apologize every time you open your mouth and be done with it.)

You shouldn't say such things to people!

[unless_itsafarm]

I DID NOT FIGHT AND BLEED FOR THIS COUNTRY TO BE APOLOGIZED FOR!

[yourfaithfulpet]

I fail to see how the two are related.

Fighting doesn't give you the right to treat people that way!

[unless_itsafarm]

IT DOES WHEN THE PEOPLE YOU'RE APOLOGIZING TO ARE A BUNCH OF SNIVELING MAGGOTS!

[yourfaithfulpet]

....

[She's not impressed with you not even a little. In fact she's just all around fed up between this and not seeing much of Shirou lately she's just tired.]

I'LL APOLOGIZE TO WHOEVER I WANT TO APOLOGIZE TO AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN SAY ABOUT IT THAT'LL MAKE ME STOP EITHER!

[unless_itsafarm]

IF YOU WERE MY REAL WIFE I COULD! IT'S PART OF MARRIAGE, DAMNIT! WE'RE SUPPOSED TO LISTEN TO EACH OTHER!

[yourfaithfulpet]

[Really. She's had it with you, you big bully!]

WELL IT'S A GOOD THING I'M NOT YOUR REAL WIFE THEN ISN'T IT? BECAUSE KAMI-SAMA KNOWS I'D NEVER CHOOSE A MAN LIKE YOU!

((ooc: ... This them on the phone or are they actually just kind of yelling at each other in the same room or the like?))

[unless_itsafarm]

I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT IN THE SAM HILL A CAMMY-SOMA IS BUT I SURE AS HELL WOULD NEVER CHOOSE A USELESS WOMAN LIKE YOU! BUT IF I'M STUCK HERE THEN I AM DAMN WELL GOING TO HONOR THIS MARRIAGE AND YOU SHOULD THINK ABOUT DOING IT TO!

LET ME FIGHT MY OWN DAMN BATTLES, WOMAN!

[[ooc: I imagine this is all in person. ]]

[yourfaithfulpet]

I'M NOT WORTHLESS! I'M NOT!

I'D NEVER CHOOSE TO MARRY AN UGLY JERK LIKE YOU WHO'S GOT EVEN UGLIER MANNERS!

IT'S A SHAM OF A MARRIAGE! THERE'S NOTHING TO HONOR! HOW EXACTLY DO YOU INTEND ON HONORING THIS SO CALLED MARRIAGE ANYWAY?

[Conveniently ignoring the last part.]

[ooc: Awesome. She's not even hiding from him anymore.]

[unless_itsafarm]

I am going to do what's RIGHT by this is what I'm going to do! I'm going to blow a path right through that damn "Mayor"'s gullet and find a way OUT of this GODFORSAKEN COMMIE HELL HOLE and get you AND that failure of a boy out of this dump! THAT is how I plan to honor you!

[yourfaithfulpet]

All that's going to do is get you droned. Don't you think people have tried that already?

[One part touched to three parts wondering if it'd be so bad if he got himself droned. When did she become so mean?]

This place doesn't have to make sense, it doesn't have to follow the rules any of us are used to! Look at Shirou-kun! He's my "son"? He's only about two years or so younger than me!

.. and he's certainly not a failure!

[unless_itsafarm]

Lady, I will find a way.

Believe in me or no, I don't give a damn. I am god's gift to fighting, and if victory can be gained then I must FIGHT!

So you can apologize to these sorry sacks of shit. You can apologize to that pathetic son. Bit I don't MAKE apologies to anyone or anything! And if they don't like that they can kiss my veteran ASS!

[yourfaithfulpet]

Fine, you're right. You can do whatever you want. Just leave me out of it. I don't want to be a factor in whatever it is that you decide to do.

[She's done arguing with you, really. Go get droned then see if she cares?]