WHAT THE

[German scribbles, mainly boiling down to "oh my god" "what is this" and "I don't even"]

MY ROOM IS COVRED COVERED IN TINY PEEPING YELLOW COTTONBALLS. I NEARLY SWALOED SWALLOWED ONE WHEN I WOKE UP. THEY'RE EVERYWHERE. I CAN BARLY BARELY SEE THE PEG PAGE.

They're SO CUTE. Mein GOTT. THIS IS THE MOST AWSOME AWESOME DAY.

Wh...

I feel strange today.

STRANGELY AWESOME!

[OOC: Gilbert is going to have fun with this event. Ready your earplugs.]