BOWEL MOVEMENT 010.

[yourclassyankee]

TEN THINGS I HATE
1. Writing lists.
2. Getting interrupted on the toilet.
3. This guy4. Tomoyo's fucking play

Comments

[anti_bereznoff]

But but but but why isn't Daddy on any liiiiiiiiist?

[yourclassyankee]

...It's creepy enough that you let her call you Daddy. It's even creepier than you call yourself that. In third person.

[anti_bereznoff]

But it's also very cute and cuddly and moe and it's been statistically proven to do very well with laaaadieeeees.

[yourclassyankee]

WHAT?! HOW DOES CALLING YOURSELF DADDY HELP WITH THE LADIES?!

[anti_bereznoff]

W-well.

[anti_bereznoff]

IT JUST DOES SO DON'T QUESTION IT! NOW GO AHEAD AND MAKE A LIST JUST FOR DADDY!

[yourclassyankee]

LISTS OF REASONS WHY I HATE DADDY:
1. BECAUSE HE'S WEIRD
2. BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW HIS REAL NAME
3. BECAUSE HE'S CREEPY
4. BECAUSE HE THINKS HE CAN GET GIRLS BY CALLING HIMSELF DADDY
5. BECAUSE HE TALKS ABOUT HIMSELF IN THIRD PERSON!!!

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[anti_bereznoff]

More like please them, really -

[anti_bereznoff]

- ah -

[anti_bereznoff]

...Tamaki.

[yourclassyankee]

...Huh?

That's your name?

[anti_bereznoff]

Tamaki. Suou Tamaki.

SP-SPARKLY ICONS ARE ENCHANTING.

[yourclassyankee]

I'm Daichi. Shinigawa Daichi.

THE HOST MODE IS IRRESISTIBLE

[anti_bereznoff]

Hmmmmmm... wasn't Daichi-san saying something?

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[yourclassyankee]

Uhhh, yeah. I was sayin...I was sayin....

[yourclassyankee]

GO TO HELL, DADDY!!!