WHAT HO?!

Damsels in distress?!

...Are there any available for rescue? I understand there is a surplus of strapping young men and I want to be sure I do not ravish someone else's mistress.

[ooc: Will be back and tagging tonight! Backdating will be necessary, srry.]

If you havin girl problems I feel bad for you son ( Read more... )

TEN THINGS I HATE
1. Writing lists.
2. Getting interrupted on the toilet.
3. This guy4. Tomoyo's fucking play ( Read more... )

[video post]

[Hello, Daichi in a mock turtle costume sans helmet looking very, very disgruntled in front of the fountain. He's speaking to someone off camera in a low hiss.]

What am I supposed to say? ...What? That's fucking stupid! I'm not gonna say tha--

[He looks toward the camera and realizes, holy shit, it's on.]UHHH...PLEASE DON'T MAKE ( Read more... )

HEY COPS!!!

YOU SHOULD TOTALLY ARREST THIS DUDE. HE'S A HOMOSEXUAL MOLESTER-STALKER WHO SAYS THAT VAMPIRES ARE LAME AND THAT HE CAN KICK ANY PIG'S COP'S ASS!!!

DO SOMETHING!!!

THIS WAS THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE.

...Megane-chan, are you okay?

I'M CRUMBLING.

LIKE...REALLY CRUMBLING. AND THERE ARE FLOWERS GROWING OUT OF MY HEAD.

FUCK MY LIFE!!!!

[ooc: Daichi means earth.]

Why the fuck would anyone dress up like a wall? What's the p--

WHY AM I BACK HERE?!

[ooc: UNHIATUSED. DAICHI IS BACK IN THE CITY.]

WHAT THE HELL.

EVERYWHERE I GO IT SMELLS LIKE ORANGE SHERBET. I'M STICKY.

I-is this some kind of prank?!

...I guess I need a job. Anyone hirin'?

Ohshi--AND A PLACE TO FIND YUMMY FOOD.