Blake gives guitar lessons in his living room

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Ok, so last night didn't go to plan at all. Got to the pub after work and sat down with Pervy Tom, Chris, jennikins and vampiric_monkey who were discussing RockSoc stuff. Looks like I'm down to DJ all of next term's Assault, which makes me pretty damn happy :) The *plan* was to have a quick drink then go to the gym, but squeeface and notgothdammit turned up, called me gay, made me drink whiskey, and refused to let me leave. The next couple of hours were whiled away with talk of boobs and cigarettes. We also ascertained that although each cigarette takes ten minutes from your life, sex puts ten minutes back on. Not just this, but sex is a panacea, it cures cancer, alzheimers, even AIDS. I think we might have gone a bit far when we suggested sex cures pregnancy. So anyway, I eventually escaped home to get some dinner to find Jon had stolen my last onion. Kristy to the rescue here, as she'd seen fit to buy me an onion from ASDA earlier. Thankyou, Kristy :D

There is more news on the two things I mentioned yesterday, but i still can't talk about them. Good stuff, though :)

Work has been fine, nothing's exploded

For those of you in Nottingham tonight, I have a couple of friends in the Deville Dolls, who are performing tonight at Cabaret, I suggest y'all go down and check them out :)



Tonight is MC FUCKING LARS. In Leicester. If you live in Leicester and you're not going, you're a raving idiot. greeba, this means you. E.A.P. will be in the house tonight, oh yeah.

Finally, happy birthdays to soldatengrab and ebonysinful

edit: I've been informed that it was in fact miss squeeface's onion. Thanks, babe :)