i got a second to hop online real quick so i figured i'd let errybody know i'm not dead. fun fun. hope everyone's doing well, sorry for being a shitty eljay friend for so long, we unexpectedly had to scrap teh intarwebz at the homestead and so i don't get online much as of late. word on the street is we may be getting it back on soon, i'm not sure ( Read more... )

Spring water takes on glue.. Watch out for the dew.. Hand sanitizer is not good for you.. take that nail polish and put Mitchum down. Light a candle on Prime time tv. Blink your eyes. Crayons taste good. Rubber ducky underwear. Dakin tommy girl. Imported toe nails only $1.69.. Work the blue clues chair.. Sing for me as i leave for D.A.R.E...

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mr. bradley went and got fake corndogs for us to eat tonight for dinner, yay!!!!! i *heart* pretend meat. real meat is absolutelyrifuckingSICKulous.

fake corndog pigout time, here i come...

*~edit~* "these are dank." brad, in reference to the fake corndog goodness we chowed on.

well i suppose it's time i updated, and what better to talk about than my trip to jail with my husband?! so here it goes ( Read more... )

i'd like to know why sifl and olly is nowhere near as cool as it was when it was on MTV. b00.

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if you see an away msg that says "PICS FROM THE BEACH http://www.service24.com/photos/pictures.pif "... DON'T CLICK IT. this one really is a virus unlike the last one that i posted about like an assclown. that is all.

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You are 80% Gemini


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