79 Ways To Kill A Democracy
swiped from disparager. hahaha! where on earth do you get this kind of rich material? ingenious... omg, is that our college crest engraved on the side of the pew?!? nakakahiya maturingang assumptionista. i'd fall in love with you and your sick sense of humor, but you just don't swing that way... oh well... hahaha!
who the hell are you praying to?
"oh my god i am sorry for having offended thee, and i detest all my sinzzzz... *hic* zzz..."
the fate of the filipino people lies on sleepy, borderline-confused, bought and un-bought congressmen. i say so long to us. damned if you do, damned if you don’t. sure, it’s autocracy of numbers. sure, it’s constitutional. sure, you all will go to hell to suck lucifer’s limp and burning penis forfuckingever. and thank you for quoting verses from the bible, you all will surely be butt fucked, too.
if there’s anyone who’s begging for people to take it out on the streets, it’s the yes voters. if you’re so confident she’s blameless then what the fuck, let it be proven. it’s nice of us enough to let the non-appearance of garci semi-forgivable but what the fuck, bar the impeachment proceedings?! where is the truth in that. and how much the fuck do you cost, balato naman dyan.
ma-doom president, since you’re buying every congressman you lay your hands on, please buy my support because i’m very buyable. i just need round P25,000 to ease through october. please buy me and i won’t join in the streets and make the ugliest caricature of you ever made only to be burnt by angry co-protesters. instead, i will draw a pretty picture of you buying sampaguita from a juiced-down leper. what’s P25,000 on your rich ass jueteng coated santa claus bag-o-money, c’mon. and besides, i am certain that that money you spend buying those monkeys came from my tax payings anyway so just give it back and let’s call it quits wokey? sounds fair to me.
i kid.
i am serious, though. this is a democratic country, and us minority is thisinch to becoming majority if those fuckers fuel us up more. it’s not about hidden agendas anymore. you’ll all get your share of that once the truth is out. let’s get this over with, now more than ever. now, before it gets worse because it will and you can quote me on that. just get this over with so the issues get foreclosed because it won’t and there is no way ma-doom can finish her term given the conditions. quoting eddie villanueva (the first and last time i will ever quote him), if they kill this, the fight of principled lawmakers, today or tomorrow in history, it’s justified for the filipino people. we could not be stopped from going to the courts of the streets. amen brother.
ma-doom can call for unity in favor of our country all she wants but she will never get the good of us unless she stops being, ohhmm, the president that she never was. she will burn in hell i tell you, together with the yes voters and the rest of the congress. only that i don’t believe in hell. ma-doom can pressure all the congressmen, pay them (ogad why won’t you pay me instead), and twitch everything in her favor but she will never get the good of us. and if her father was alive, nabatukan na siya sa mga kagagahan niya.
seriously gloria, give me a fucking break.
"zzzz... huh? oh, i firmly resolve with the help of thy grace, to confess my sins, to do penance and amend my life. amen. but if congress should think it otherwise then let their will be done. mukhang mas malakas kasi ako sa kanila lord e!"