Between Friends...

Dec 15, 2006 17:57

Other Friends: Never ask for food
WISCONSIN FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

Other Friends: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.
WISCONSIN FRIENDS: Call your parents mom and dad.

Other Friends: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
WISCONSIN FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying, Damn...we
screwed up...but that shit was fun!"

Other Friends: Have never seen you cry.
WISCONSIN FRIENDS: Make you laugh so hard you cry.... then piss your
pants.

Other Friends: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
WISCONSIN FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours.

Other Friends: know a few things about you.
WISCONSIN FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.

Other Friends: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.
WISCONSIN FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

Other Friends: Would knock on your door.
WISCONSIN FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!"

Other Friends: Are for a while.
WISCONSIN FRIENDS: Are for life.

Other Friends: Will take your drink away when they think you've had
enough.
WISCONSIN FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and
say, "Bitch, you better drink the rest of that, you know we don't
waste!!"

Other Friends: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
WISCONSIN FRIENDS: Will knock them the hell out!!

And, that's all I got. Anyone care to hit me with a blunt instrument so I don't have to go through the next week?

kluvuthanxmkbye.
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