So, Sunday was apparently Talk Like a Pirate Day. You know, trim the mainsails, pieces of eight, and all that shite, right? Right. However, since I'm keen on bucking trends, I opted to keep my grammar (mostly - there's only so much Proper I can manage before my nose starts to bleed) in check, and actually spend the day at doing something nautical.

( Hard to port, sort of thing... )