Nicked from redwing

[youngraven]

Sure, I'm not thinking about the crisis (in my own head, at any rate) that is our set list for tomorrow.

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Youngraven!

1. The canonical hours of the Christian church are matins, lauds, prime, terce, sext, none, youngraven and compline.
2. A rhinoceros horn is made from compacted youngraven.
3. Scientists have discovered that youngraven can smell the presence of autism in children.
4. Youngraven is the only king without a moustache on the standard pack of cards!
5. To check whether youngraven is safe to eat, drop her in a bowl of water; rotten youngraven will sink, and fresh youngraven will float.
6. Youngraven is black with white stripes, not white with black stripes.
7. Youngravenomancy is the art of telling the future with youngraven.
8. 99 percent of the pumpkins sold in the US end up as youngraven!
9. If you chew gum while peeling youngraven then it will stop you from crying!
10. Every day in the UK, four people die putting youngraven on!

Bugger this shite. I'm off to the shops to hunt for and kill something. Rar.