The obligatory faire entry
As I'm not cast at Scarborough, I did not witness any after-hours goings on, so if you're looking for titilation and shite-raking, you'll not find it here.
Right then (I can't believe I'm doing this), here it is - WIL:
I learnt that brevity is paramount in any entry headed by WIL.
1) Two of jperegrine's brothers resemble him so closely that I recognised them instantly as his brothers.
2) Microphones?
3) Carillons are big. And loud.
4) Some people have entirely too many children.
5) Sometimes it's acceptible to take the piss out of the barmaid.
6) Beer good.
7) Cannon bad.
8) Susan's trousers are too big. I know, she told me so.
9) My days of performing, in any capacity, at ren faires are done.
10) Translation: it's a grand place to visit, but I'd not want to live there.
So. That wasn't so bad now, was it?
Right then (I can't believe I'm doing this), here it is - WIL:
I learnt that brevity is paramount in any entry headed by WIL.
1) Two of jperegrine's brothers resemble him so closely that I recognised them instantly as his brothers.
2) Microphones?
3) Carillons are big. And loud.
4) Some people have entirely too many children.
5) Sometimes it's acceptible to take the piss out of the barmaid.
6) Beer good.
7) Cannon bad.
8) Susan's trousers are too big. I know, she told me so.
9) My days of performing, in any capacity, at ren faires are done.
10) Translation: it's a grand place to visit, but I'd not want to live there.
So. That wasn't so bad now, was it?