Best FF.net review EVER:

FACT: FANFICTION,NETWAS COOL WHEN WE WERE ALL 12 LIVING IN THE SUBURBS LISTENING TO LINKIN PARK WATCHING DRAGONBALL Z DRINKING PEPSI WHILE PLAYING HALO CO-OP ON THE EASIEST SETTING DURING WHICH WE CONSUMED DORITOS AND LOOKED AT PAINTBALL GUNS ON EBAY IN INTERNET EXPLORER CONNECTED THROUGH AOL ON A 56K MODEM BEFORE HOPPING ( Read more... )

Happy National Pink Day America!!! Time to get out that pink frosting, buy outrageously priced Disney 'Princess' boots, throw in da funk and twirl round looking like an overindulged pig on steroids...ah, screw it. It's just another excuse to try and liven up the calender.

Hmm, it seems to me that I write an awful lot of things which never make their ( Read more... )

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(is appalled) OH...MY...GOD. I think my eyes have been run over by a large truck with spiked wheels. For...I cannot find any hint of Malorie Blackman's books on the FF.net site. Please tell me I'm being stupid...and if she turns out to be nestled in the 'Misc. Books' category I think I shall scream. Because that would be a crime. The triology she ( Read more... )

Lemme just try something. What happens when Chiro goes out for the night? Well, Gibson and Antauri go through an interesting transformation...

Gibson was fidgeting. And Antauri's eyes were suspiciously narrowed, glaring towards the closed door.

“Alright. We know what’s at sake here Gibson.”

The blue monkey started and swallowed. This was one ( Read more... )