untitled zosan chapter 5
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Pairing:Zoro/Sanji, hints of others.
Rating: M
Warnings: Mpreg, yaoi, lemons, language
Notes: I do not own One Piece. Also I don't know if this will be caught but there's a reference in this chapter to the 4kids dub. XD
"Dumb shit, clean you ears out once in awhile and you'd be able to hear me, or maybe you've finally lost what few brain cells were rubbing together up there in that moss-head of yours!" Sanji's face was red in anger as he finished chewing Zoro out. Said swordsman simply blinked in surprise.
"You're...having...a baby?"
"That's what I said idiot."
"Uhm, how?"
"Chopper thinks it was that fruit I was eating in the jungle that time you came and got me." Oh how Sanji was itching for a cigarette, he could just taste the nicotine on his tongue relaxing him into a euphoric bliss...too bad he'd have to go without them now.
"So you're a guy that's gonna be popping out a kid and I'm the dad right?"
"Of course you're the father, as much as that pains me, and so help me if you start any shit about this I will kick you back to reverse mountain." Sanji rubbed his temple, he could feel a migrane coming on. Maybe he'd make himself some tea.
"Well it's a good thing then isn't it? I mean we're going to have a kid together and that's what couples do anyways, unless you don't want to have a kid." The blonde choked on his own spit at Zoro's words. Their eyes met and Sanji was sure that he should be the one angry here, not the other way around.
"I guess you could say that and for the record I'm hoping my genes are superior to yours and that the kid will at least be sorta smart, because after all my genetics can only do so much against yours."
"Are we gonna tell the others?" The growing tense air between them dissipated, Zoro sighed as he went to stand beside the cook.
"We'll have to eventually, I mean I don't think I'll be able to hide a huge stomach for too long."
"At least Chopper knows already."
"My dear Nami-swan and Robin-san will be so sad when they learn the news that their dear Sanji won't be able to lavish them with his love for the next several months."
"Che, like they even fucking noticed you before, besides they know we're together ero-cook, us having a kid won't make any difference to them."
"Hmm...if you feel that strongly about it then you can help me with giving them their drinks and snacks."
"What?!"
"Starting now until I have the baby, you're this ships official bus-boy, understand?"
"Like hell!"
"On top of that," Sanji turned to gather two of the books from the counter and shoved them in the swordsman's hands. "You can read up on pregnancy and raising babies."
"I'm not your slave asshole, I'll help or whatever, but there's no way in hell I'm doing what you say just because you're going to have a kid!"
"We'll see about that..."
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"Okay Sanji, we're done. Just remember, you can still fight some, but not blows to the stomach or anything that could put strain on your mid-section. No smoking, no over-working yourself, no stress, no-" Chopper had insisted on a check-up at least once a week, this was Sanji second time.
"I get it, that's why I've got marimo around to do all the extra stuff."
"Okay, but for now you can still cook and everything and not hurt the baby, but once you start to show you'll have to take it easy."' Sanji simply waved the doctor off before making his way to the galley.
Walking in he saw Zoro where he'd left him, peeling potatoes for dinner. Absent mindedly the cook placed a hand on his soon to be sweling stomach, sighing he pulled out a seat beside the marimo and took up his own knife to help.
"What'd Chopper say?"
"Just told me a bunch of stuff I couldn't do." Sanji had to admit, both of them were handling this a lot better than he would've intially thought. Maybe it was because they'd seen their fair share of oddities out at sea.
"How many more potatoes do I have to peel?"
"A few more, then you can start cleaning up your mess and set the table." Nothing like pissing of Zoro to quench Sanji's nicotine cravings.
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Two days later found Zoro helping out a rather laid back Sanji. They had finally arrived at another island and as always Zoro was volunteered to be pack-mule again. Bags dangled from his arms as Zoro kept in step with the blonde.
"When the hell can I stop carrying your shit around?"
"When I'm done ass hat, now hurry up." Zoro cursed the fact that he couldn't knock the bastad down a notch or four.
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After a kick from Sanji, Zoro had finally been able to wander around on his own and now, with the money Nami gave him, he was going towards the nearest tavern. Now if only he could find it. People moved out of his way as Zoro scanned the buildings. He did see Robin and Brooke heading towards the fancier shops in town as he kept walking.
After what was probably several hours later Zoro was now hopelessly lost amongst the classier stores. He had had the idea of following Robin and Brooke, but when he had back-tracked he had gotten even more lost and now he was standing in front of some candy shop. Deciding this was better than nothing and that someone he knew might pass by, Zoro walked in.
He was immediately bombarded with bright colors and inticing smells. A blonde girl walked up to him, her pink apron looked a little familiar to him.
"Can I help you with anything?"
"Just looking, thanks." The girl blushed up at him before she smiled and walked back towards another customer.
Everything looked really expensive and really breakable, Zoro clutched his swords, hoping he would knock something over with them. The swordsman scanned walls of bright candies and rich fudge until his gaze stopped at a shelf of wrapped candy. Looking at the sign above them he knew he'd hit the jackpot.
"Found something you like?" He jumped slightly at the girl's voice behind him.
"I'll take some of these." Smiling brightly the girl pulled out a paper bag from a pocket in her apron and began filling it with the alcohol filled candy.
"Follow me and I'll ring this up for you." Zoro nodded before following after the blonde. At the register he saw a large jar full of foil wrapped suckers. A smile crept onto his face.
"I'll take some of these too."
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"Marimo, where the hell have you be-" Sanji was quieted by a chocolate covered kiss. Zoro pulled him closer, deeping the kiss, Sanji could taste the bitter liquir in mixed with the dark chocolate. Breaking away from the swordsman, Sanji wiped his mouth with the back of his hand.
"Ass, are you drunk? What the he-" Sanji was silenced again, but instead of a kiss it was a lemon flavored sucker.
"There, so you can have something in your mouth instead of a cigarette." Zoro walked past the cook to put his bag down. Sanji didn't know rather to feel happy over the fact Zoro had spent beer money on a nice gift for him or angry at how he was force feed the candy.