untitled Zosan chapter 4
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Pairing:Zoro/Sanji, hints of others.
Rating: M
Warnings: Mpreg, yaoi, lemons, language
Notes: I do not own One Piece.
Life on the Thousand Sunny was the same as usual. Brooke would play music all day to a dancing Luffy and Franky, while the girls of the ship tanned and were waited on by an ever swooning Sanji, Zoro would to his weight lifting in their new gym and Usopp would be hard at work coming up with new explosives.
An exception to this was their little doctor. Chopper hadn't been seen out of his infirmery in almost a week, the other pirates would have been worried had the little reindeer not popped up every now and then for dinner and to borrow the occasional book from Robin. The little doctor's absense was odd and Sanji was begining to think it was because of the blood sample he'd given Chopper. It was a paranoid and worried Sanji that Zoro found on his way to the fridge.
"What the hell's wrong with you?" Zoro said as he gulped dpwn a glass of water. Sanji was glaring at him from the sink, a cigaretter held limply between dry lips.
"It's Chopper."
"What about him?"
"He took a blood sample from me about a week ago and since then he's shut himself up in his room."
"So?" Really Zoro couldn't understand why the chef was wound so tight all the time, che, must have been all the oogling over the women.
"Dumbass, don't you think it's odd that the doctor of the ship stays locked up in the infirmery after saying he wants to do tests on me?!"
Sanji bristled at the swordsman's idiocy and decided a swift kick to the gut was in store.Zoro hadn't been expecting a kick there and had been sent slamming into the chef's giant fridge.The glass he had been drinking from broke as it flew in the air and shattered against the counter.
"Bastard, what the hell was that for?!"
"Because you're an idiot and it made me feel better." Walking over to Zoro , who was still sitting against the cool metal door of the refridgerator, to sweep up the remains of the marimo's glass. Another kick met with Zoro's leg as Sanji threw the shards away.
"Che, there are better ways to make you feel better shitty-cook instead of using me as your kicking bag." That had caused Sanji to blush and snear at Zoro before turning his back to the man and going about preparing lunch.
After a few more minutes he heard Zoro stand up and brush himself off. Sanji prepared himself for the marimo's advances just in case the bastard couldn't get it through his thick skull that just because Sanji hadn't kicked his head in it was a come on.
"If you're that worried about what Chopper's doing, why don't you ask him?" Sanji was beginning to think his intelligence was rubbing off on the swordsman and maybe vice-versa. He mentally cried at the thought. He turned to stare at Zoro for saying something that made sense and his cheek was met with rough lips.
"Ugh, ass-hat don't do that!" Zoro dodged the frying pan aimed at him, grabbed an apple from the counter, and ran for the door. Sanji growled, wiped his cheek and got back to preparing lunch. He'd have to talk to Chopper after wards and teach Zoro a lesson about giving him sneal-attack kisses.
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A soft knock alerted Chopper to someone coming in to the infirmery. Sanji stepped in with a tray of treats for the reindeer. The doctor shuffled to make room for the food and a place for the cook to sit.
"Ah, Sanji, thanks for bringing me something to eat!" Chopper munched happily on a cooke while Sanji made himself comfortable.
"No problem...all of us have been worrying you know, uh...and I thought I'd come down to see you. Chopper can I ask you something?"
"Sure, what is it?"
"The reason you're in here, it's not because of that blood sample you took?" Sanji didn't look the doctor in the eye as he spoke, nervous about the answer.
"A-actually it is..." Sanji almost fell out of his chair.
"What is it? Am I dying? That's it isn't it, oh shit..." Sanji reached into his jacket to shakily pull out a smoke.
"No, it's not bad. It's actually really good...or at least most people consider it to be a really good thing!" The cigarette on it's way to the blonde's mouth fell short as Sanji hugged the reindeer in a crushing hug.
"I almost had a heart attack!" Chopper's eyes widened in fear until Sanji assured him it was a figure of speech. "So what's the good news?" The chef released the doctor, eagerly awaiting the news, a smile across his face.
"Uhm...congratulationsSanjiyou'repregnantandgonnahaveababy!" Now, any other person wouldn't have been able to discern the jumbled words, but Sanji had had to listen to several hyperactive crewmembers for over a year and once his mind was able to decode the words he stiffened and crushed the poor cigarette in his hand.
"What?!"
"S-sanji, you're going to have a baby. I didn't believe it at first so I did a lot of tests to make sure, I even borrowed some of Roin's books to see if I could find out any case of this happening before..."
"Did you?"
"N-no, but it's not genetics or anything, did you eat something strange or maybe someone slipped you something in the last town?" Sanji was shaking in shock, his face drained of color as the doctor's words sank in.
"I did...a fruit, it was about two islands ago, it was supposed to have healing properties."
"Really?! Would you be able to recognize it if you saw it again?"
"Sure, I guess. Chopper can I...can I go now?" The reindeer thought Sanji was taking this well, with the not cutting him up into steaks and all.
"Of course, but remember you can't smoke anymore and here," Chopper walked over to a pile of books, pulling out a few to hand to the still stunned blonde. "I'll talk to you more about it tomorrow, just don't get into any fights okay Sanji?"
"Yeah." Sanji barely heard the doctor's words as he left the infirmary in a daze.
As Sanji made his way above deck, he started to see red and it didn't help that once he was on deck he saw Zoro sleeping peacefully on the grass deck. Brooke's playing stopped as he noticed his nakama's angered form, walking feverently on deck. One by one all of them on deck stopped to watch the blonde walk over to a napping Zoro.
They also wathced as Sanji kicked him awake, his second hit had put a small dent in the adam's wood, and dragged the raging swordsman down to the galley. Franky would have yelled about the damage but he decided he rather enjoyed life.All the while the cook seemed depressed.
Everyone looked at eachother and decided that what ever it was would be resolved before dinner. Zoro stumbled as he was pushed inside, he was about to draw his swords until he noticed the look on the other man's face.
"W-what the hell's your problem?!" Sanji slammed the book's Chopper had given him on the counter before turning his glare onto the swordsman.
"You're what's my fucking problem, asshole! Because of you I asked Chopper what was wrong and I was right and now I'm, I'm..."
"I didn't hold a gun to your head and make you go!"
"Bastard, I'd kick you fucking moss-covered head off if I didn't know it would be bad for the baby."
"Like you could anyway ero-cook, I'd cut you in half before you even..." Zoro stopped arguing as Sanji's words registered. "What the hell do you mean 'bad for the baby?'"
"Chopper said that I was going to have a baby!" Sanji's fists clenched by his side as his body betrayed him and blushed.
"Huh?"
chapter 5