14th Chapter - Rhyhorn Assulting Chapter [Video/Action for Safari Zone]

[youhavemybat]

[First, the camera moves shakly for a moment as you see some long grass and underbrush. Then once the camera is steady, it will pointed to Keiichi's face. Look at that handsome face.]Welcome back, Johto viewers to another exciting episode of "Pokemon Hunter K!" As usual, I'm your wonderful host... Maebara Keiichi! Today, I happen to be traveling in

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[silver_lucifer]

[There's a long, silent moment of a lineface as he's debating how to respond.]

[And then, a very slow golfclap.]

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[youhavemybat]

[FEED IS BACK ON. Keiichi looks dirty and has underbrush all over his clothes.]

... I was expecting a more enthusiastic clap, not a sarcastic clap.

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[silver_lucifer]

Ah, pardon me. [And that's more of a normal round of applause! If more what you'd expect at a high-class theatre.] Bravo, and congratulations on your fine grasp of slapstick!

...You did intend that to be comedy, yes?

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[youhavemybat]

Yes, yes. I would applaud you to for high-class wit and minty breath, but I don't feel like clapping.

If you're looking for plays like Shakespeare and Hamlet, you've got the wrong feed.

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[got_trapped]

And people say I don't know when to keep my mouth shut.

Who watches nature documentaries, anyways?

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[youhavemybat]

Oi... You aren't really shutting it right now, you know!

I was going in the spirt of the Safari Zone!

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[got_trapped]

Free speech!

I was gonna point out your poor ratings, but I think I really liked watching this.

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[youhavemybat]

I was going to give you an autograph, but consider yourself off of that list!

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[wantnotneed]

--And so ends another chapter of Keiichi Maebara's life with him being the butt monkey yet again.

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[youhavemybat]

--Oh man, I could've sworn I heard an annoying little cicada chirping just now. Must be my imagination.

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[wantnotneed]

I wonder if the Ninjask is teamed up with the Rhyhorn and it would be watching your every move... waiting for the right time to latch onto your face and never let go.

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[youhavemybat]

Oh please! Your scare tactics aren't very affective here.

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[masomaso]

[. . . She is torn between wondering if he's okay or not feeling sympathy at all.]

... Idiot.

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[youhavemybat]

[HE IS A-OKAY. Despite the messy and dirty look he has right now.]

Is that anyone to greet a man who's going toe-to-toe with the wild?

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[masomaso]

Yes, it is. You deserved that for making fun of its brain.

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[youhavemybat]

How was I supposed to be know he was gonna hear all of that!?

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[lc_whitequeen]

[ Watches in worry and disbelief. ] Oh no...

Hello? Are you hurt?

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[youhavemybat]

[HELLO, PRETTY GIRL. Keiichi is flashing the prettiest smile he can muster. He looks dirty and there's a twig point out of his hair, but HE IS OKAY.]

--I'm alright! Your concern is appreciated, miss!

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[lc_whitequeen]

[ She isn't completely convinced. He was, after all, pursued by a Ryhorn.

It would take a miracle... or luck to get out of that unscathed. ]

Are...are you sure?

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[youhavemybat]

Oh, I'm pretty-- [Cue another roar froma distance.] E-eh?! I thought I avoided it?!