Aug 08, 2010 22:13
[Ladies and gentlemen of New Bark Town, you are welcomed to a glorious chase scene with Benny Hill music included I mean what between a boy and his Aipom. It is apparent that they have been at each other's throats allllll day.]
Oi! Get back here and jump into your Pokeball! Listen to your master or you won't be getting any dinner tonight! I mean it!
[The Aipom slaps its butt in a mocking gesture as it hops right over a worn out looking part of the path. Keiichi is too annoyed to even notice.] --Pom! Pom!
Bring it on. No monkey is gonna make a monkey out of this Maebara Kei-- [And with a "iiiiiiiiiii!!!" he falls right into the hole. The Aipom hops over to the hole and sneers down at him as if he planned the whole fiasco.]
--GAH! Is Satoko behind this?! Are you in cahoots with her in some evil trap making organization? Whatever the case, I'm gonna murder you when I get out of this hole!
awesome bonding,
an epic fail,
our hero ladies and gentlemen,
!new bark