[voice] forward-dated to tomorrow

[youfartknocker]

Uh... [ Some of you on the network may have already had the pleasure of encountering this foul little teenager. For those of you who have not ... well. There's not much to say. ]

Did somebody lose their bird? Uh, huh huh huh. It's like, following me and crap. [ There's a very audible plop heard. ]

Gross, you dill-weed. [ There's the caw of a

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[voice]

[used_fireblast]

[That laugh. Harry knows that laugh.]

You cannot be serious.

[There is no freaking way. Not even Johto could be this weird.]

[voice]

[youfartknocker]

Uh- yeah. Uh, huh huh huh. [ 4th walling is okay, but ... i don't think he'll even think anything of it lol ]

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[used_fireblast]

((Ah, sorry. Wasn't planning on fourth walling, per se. Should've PM'd first, my bad.))

Oh hell's bells- Uh- seriously, what's your name kid? I'm not usually this direct, so pretend I came up with some kind of witty pop-culture reference.

[Harry never watched the show himself, but he was alive in the US during the nineties. That laugh was pretty ubiquitous.]

[Somehow, this is a new level of strange, even by Johto's standards.]

[voice] oh wow no it's totally okay!!! 8)

[youfartknocker]

Uh, huh huh huh. What? Uh, huh huh huh. I'm Butt-Head. Uh, huh huh huh.

Re: [voice] Oh, good ^_^;

[used_fireblast]

Of course.

[There's a knocking sound over the Pokegear, like Harry's forehead making brisk contact with the nearest wooden surface.]

The giant bird is probably your Pokemon. And I'm really sorry to tell you this, but there's no way home from here.

[SO sorry.]

[voice] yeah, no need to worry :B

[youfartknocker]

Uh- no shit, fart-knocker. Uh, huh huh huh. My home was in that Wood town.

Uh, huh huh huh. Wood. Uh, huh huh huh.

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[used_fireblast]

Uh- no, the-

[This is going to be like pulling teeth, isn't it?]

Where you were BEFORE the, ah, 'wood town'. Unless you regularly wake up in strange houses with a woman claiming to be your mother.

[He can't REALLY think that place was actually his house, can he?]

You're not in Kansas anymore, Toto.

[voice]

[youfartknocker]

[ Even worse, Harry. Even worse. ]

Uh- huh huh huh. I'm not from Kansas, dumb-ass. Uh, huh huh huh. And my name's not Toto. Uh, huh huh huh.

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[used_fireblast]

[Harry's used to people not getting his references. Not even getting Wizard of Oz, though? That's just kind of sad.]

Yeah, you said. Butthead.

[He says the name in a tone of voice suggesting that he feels like an idiot just saying it out loud.]

My point is, that place wasn't your home unless this place is getting a whole lot creepier and you're not gonna just be able to hitch a ride out.

[voice]

[youfartknocker]

Uh, huh huh huh. What? Uh, huh huh huh. Can't I just ride my, uh, rock-thing back to America? Uh, huh huh huh.

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[used_fireblast]

Pretty sure there aren't any roads to America from here. There's a distinct lack of magic wardrobes and time-traveling phone booths, too. I've checked.

[Butthead might not get the references, but you will take them from Harry when you pry them from his COLD, DEAD HANDS.]

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[youfartknocker]

Uh, huh huh huh. Whatever, dork. Uh, huh huh huh.