[voice] forward-dated to tomorrow

[youfartknocker]

Uh... [ Some of you on the network may have already had the pleasure of encountering this foul little teenager. For those of you who have not ... well. There's not much to say. ]

Did somebody lose their bird? Uh, huh huh huh. It's like, following me and crap. [ There's a very audible plop heard. ]

Gross, you dill-weed. [ There's the caw of a

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[usedsuitup]

Think that's your pokemon, bro. Everyone's got one here.

[youfartknocker]

Uh, huh huh huh, my what? Uh, huh huh huh. [ He's been here for a week and he ... doesn't even know what they're called. ]

[usedsuitup]

The creature that's following you and uh...just...uh did it's business on you. It's called a pokemon. You know, from that kid's show from the ninties.

[Unless he'd told otherwise, Barney assumes everyone's from the same time as him.]

[youfartknocker]

Uh- what? Uh, huh huh huh. I don't watch kid shows, dumb-ass, uh, huh huh huh.

[voice]

[used_fireblast]

[That laugh. Harry knows that laugh.]

You cannot be serious.

[There is no freaking way. Not even Johto could be this weird.]

[voice]

[youfartknocker]

Uh- yeah. Uh, huh huh huh. [ 4th walling is okay, but ... i don't think he'll even think anything of it lol ]

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[used_fireblast]

((Ah, sorry. Wasn't planning on fourth walling, per se. Should've PM'd first, my bad.))

Oh hell's bells- Uh- seriously, what's your name kid? I'm not usually this direct, so pretend I came up with some kind of witty pop-culture reference.

[Harry never watched the show himself, but he was alive in the US during the nineties. That laugh was pretty ubiquitous.]

[Somehow, this is a new level of strange, even by Johto's standards.]

[voice] oh wow no it's totally okay!!! 8)

[youfartknocker]

Uh, huh huh huh. What? Uh, huh huh huh. I'm Butt-Head. Uh, huh huh huh.

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[youfartknocker]

Uh-- [ Hot chick voice alert! ] Hey, baby. I'm Butt-Head. Uh, huh huh huh.

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[youfartknocker]

Uh, huh huh huh. What? Uh, huh huh huh. I didn't call you a kid. Uh, huh huh huh.

[Audio] I just noticed this post |D;;

[getmesomewhisky]

[Oh god, that laugh. That is probably one of the most annoying sounds he's ever heard.]

Shut the fuck up.

[Audio] LMAO HOW DARE YOU!!??!?!?!??!!?

[youfartknocker]

[ Beavis and Butt-Head literally drove the school principal insane with their laughter. ]

Uh, huh huh huh. No, dumb-ass. Uh, huh huh huh.

[Audio] I'M SORRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[getmesomewhisky]

[Xanxus will probably be next.]

Trash.

[Audio] >:((((((((((

[youfartknocker]

Uh, huh huh huh. Whatever, butt-wagon. Uh, huh huh huh.

[voice]

[itsthebutz]

... Dude, did your bird just crap on you?

[voice]

[youfartknocker]

Uh, huh huh huh. Yeah. Uh, huh huh huh. Stupid dill-weed. [ There's the sound of a smack and the bird squawking. Is he an animal abuser? You bet. ]

[voice]

[itsthebutz]

Talk about gross. [But he still can't stifle a snicker. How unfortunate.]

I'd probably get on his good side though, 'cause you're stuck with him.

[voice]

[youfartknocker]

Uh, huh huh huh. I'll put my fist on his good side. Uh, huh huh huh.