http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3GstYOIc0I

Hey, do me a favor, please. Everyone say a prayer that my room gets switched and only have one roommate. And maybe even won't be a tool. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE.

You know, I just realized highschool wasn't anything like all those teen movies I saw. I want my fucking money back.

And am I born to die
To lay this body down
And as my trembling spirit fly
Into a world unknown

A land of deepest shade
Unpierced by human thought
The dreary region of the dead
Where all things are forgot

Soon as from Earth I go
What will become of me
Eternal happiness or woe
Must then my fortune be

I think I found this funnier than I should have:

(Grocery) Store Wars

Cast of characters:

Obi Wan Cannoli

Cuke Skywalker

Darth Tater

Princess Lettuce

Ham Solo

ChewBroccoli

C3Peanuts

Tofu D2

New journal for a new life! Fuck that shit, ya hurrrd.

Also, new yahoo name: clocks_ticking_slowly