Man.

[yothisismolly]

I really think that I have the worst luck ever. Things happen to me that could never happen to any one else on the planet. Like...getting locked in the bathroom by the janitor at school, a whole rack of CDs at a store falling over when I touch them, getting sunburned in a perfect stripe down the entirety of my leg, and here's one from this morning

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[tameloy]

Molly you forgot about the time with the milk sunscreen at cornerstone...and the time you knocked over a lamp at the keens house, and all those times you turned into a freckled salmon, and that time you peed in your pants at wal mart, and that time Maureen Maurise pooped in front of your door, oh and getting an ice cube stuck to your lips and then you bleed all over your teeth. That ones pretty recent, isnt it? Oh and that time you fainted at church, oh, and remember this email you sent me?...."I didnt have any clothes or makeup or a toothbrush or anything for today, so I looked like a homeless person, and then on the way to school I got a flat tire and I had to leave my car at this scary nursery in the ghetto that had butterflies painted all over it."

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[yothisismolly]

Oh yeah, all those. And when I got that disease that made my hair fall out, and when I went to a Mr Wizard show and got called up to be a volunteer and then tripped over a cord and knocked over his table...

[shock_smoochz]

Hey I got locked in the bathroom by the janitor too. That makes me feel better. I shaved half my eyebrow off once. I tipped a canoe over ( that had my entire family in it. ) I peed in a football field Because I had nowhere else to go. I put vasaline in my hair, didn't come out for weeks, and I had to wash my hair with Joy and Dawn.

My little sister is following close behind, she shit on my old high school.

You're not alone.

~Jessy~

you arent the only one molly..

[dangerousduren]

I have gotten sunburnt on both of my legs and on the backs of them i had to red lines and then the rest was white.Oh and I have also done many other clumsy things.Being tall and having long arms and legs,and big feet is not fun at all.