Man.
I really think that I have the worst luck ever. Things happen to me that could never happen to any one else on the planet. Like...getting locked in the bathroom by the janitor at school, a whole rack of CDs at a store falling over when I touch them, getting sunburned in a perfect stripe down the entirety of my leg, and here's one from this morning that ranks pretty high on the It-could-only-happen-to-Molly list: Getting my hair caught in the blow dryer so that I have to cut a big chunk of it out and the whole house smells like burning hair. Go ahead guys, laugh it up.