Fuck, I'm really nervous about this new job...

I've been applying for some jobs on craigslist, and two have responded saying they need my credit scores...which seems sort of suspicious to me. One tells me to get my scores from freecreditpage.com/Free and the other tells me to get my scores from www.YourCreditAid.com ( Read more... )

Watch (or listen to, rather) this guy flip his shit over a HUGE bug on his wall.

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I left him a comment: "I wouldn't have even been able to kill that thing because killing it would mean I would have to touch it to clean it up...so at least you know you're braver than I am! lol" For real. I probably would have run out of the room screaming if I saw ( Read more... )

I think my favorite is:

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My sister loves the Sex and the City TV show, so I bought her a copy of the book it was based on for Christmas. As I was reading the back cover I saw a review by Bret Easton Ellis (author of American Psycho, The Rules of Attraction, Less Than Zero, etc ( Read more... )

"We were angry and righteous in those days, and there were millions of us. We kicked two chief executives out of the White House because they were stupid warmongers. We conquered Lyndon Johnson and we stomped on Richard Nixon -- which wise people said was impossible, but so what? It was fun. We were warriors then, and our tribe was strong like a ( Read more... )

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I could survive for 60 seconds chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor

Two videos in a row? Am I ever going to have anything interesting to say?

(Probably not)

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Whaaaaaaat?