Okay, so this may be the best thing ever...

( Cut for Peeps naughtiness )

Apparently Osama bin Laden has been found, deep inside a fictional woman's cervix (NSFW).

Also, a giant spider eats a bird and a mouse bites a snake to death.

From braaaiiins:

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.......wow. I mean, really, this is the level of propaganda the other side is getting? Really? I think my favorite bit is the so-obviously-completely-out-of-context quote from Louis Farrakhan (and it pains me to defend him, because I kind of hate Louis Farrakhan) and the Nazi Obama picture from the end. Well, that and their painful ( Read more... )

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OH MY GOD jokersama WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME

watch at least until a little after the limo shows up (edit: it's about 4 minutes in, so give it some time!), when it starts to get truly wtf

also, as Puu asked me, best gangsta booty video evar y/y

Apparently Penny Arcade has discovered the Anita Blake series.

That is, however, possibly the best sum-up of the series I have ever seen though, and the main reason I stopped reading them after Obsidian Butterfly. Fun, slightly cheesy vampire-executing romantic suspense antics are good; the formerly celibate heroine being spit-roasted by two ( Read more... )

Wow, is it sad that I came home and found my day substantially lightened by this fandom_wank post? It's about a furry who's butthurt that no one wants to eat him (and I mean "eat" in the most literal sense).

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I submit for your perusal two products that fall firmly in the "do they REALIZE what they called this?" camp.

Exhibit A: the apparently scholarly book Penetrating Wagner's Ring, by John L. DiGaetani. Read the Amazon reviews, they're pretty hilarious. XD ( Read more... )

...man, I'm exhausted and tomorrow's Monday, the beginning of the week. ARGH ( Read more... )

Of all the random calls from my parents I've ever received - and I've received a lot - the most random is probably the one I just had from my mom.

(J is me, M is my mom.)

J: Hello ( Read more... )

Well, LJ once again enters the Ocean of Fail. They've now removed the option for new users to create a Basic (i.e., free, no-strings-attached) account - now your only options are Sponsored (i.e., you have to view ads) or Paid ( Read more... )